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HammerDown
12-09-2002, 04:18 PM
> Cool Things About Being A Man:
>
> 1. Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.
> 2. Your orgasms are real. Always.
> 3. Your last name stays put.
> 4. The garage is all yours.
> 5. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
> 6. You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.
> 7. Car mechanics tell you the truth.
> 8. You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut.
> 9. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.(unless your Gay)
> 10. Same work ? more pay.
> 11. Wrinkles add character.
> 12. You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch
> adjustments.
> 13. Wedding Dress $2000 - Tux Rental $100
> 14. If you retain water, it's in a canteen.
> 15. People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.
> 16. New shoes don't cut, blister or mangle your feet.
> 17. One mood, all the damn time.
> 18. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds.
> 19. A five-day vacation requires only 1 suitcase.
> 20. You can open all your own jars.
> 21. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
> 22. Your underwear is $10 for a three-pack.
> 23. If you are 34 and single, nobody notices.
> 24. You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without
> ever
> thinking "He must be mad at me."
> 25. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
> 26. You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat.
> 27. No maxi-pads.
> 28. If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you
> just
> might become lifelong friends.
> 29. You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.
> 30. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a
> bolt.
> 31. You are unable to see wrinkles in clothes.
> 32. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
> 33. Your belly usually hides your big hips.
> 34. One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
> 35. You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife.
> 36. Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives, on
> December
> 24th, in minutes.
> 37. The world is your urinal.
>
>
> Ten Things men know for sure about women:
>
> 1 They will cost ya money!
> 2
> 3
> 4
> 5
> 6
> 7
> 8
> 9
> 10 They have breasts.
>
>

dcb carrera
12-09-2002, 04:40 PM
Amen :)

DansBlown73Nordic
12-09-2002, 04:48 PM
That is for Sure!!!!!!LMAO :D

HammerDown
12-09-2002, 05:17 PM
Sorry about that...I thought I posted it on the Sand Bar...Darn!

JetBoatRich
12-09-2002, 05:19 PM
That's Ok it was funny the second time around. wink

Wet Dream
12-09-2002, 08:06 PM
LMAO!!!
But so true.

Eric455
12-10-2002, 10:22 PM
i'll drink to that... lmfao man thats true and very funny.
eric

blown daytona
12-12-2002, 05:41 PM
That is some real funny stuff!!(and true)