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LeadFootTheRabbit
09-07-2002, 05:24 PM
There is nothing like; a cold beer, a long piss when you get up in the morning, a good shit, a wet kiss, a blowjob, a greasy cheeseburger, the sound of a V-8 catching RPM,s, a good lay, any lay, a hot cup of coffee, pissing when your drunk, ripping a smelly one without getting caught, ripping a smelly one and getting caught, a woman's moan when you lay plank to her, a good sneeze, a string bikini, no bikini and a cold beer!
Order optional :D .....LDFTRBT

058
09-07-2002, 05:40 PM
Can't argue with that! :D

058
09-07-2002, 05:42 PM
Pissing on yourself when drunk....not cool. :o

Mohavekid
09-07-2002, 06:38 PM
Pissing on somebody else, not cool. :mad:

Wet Dream
09-07-2002, 07:30 PM
Getting pissed on, not cool.

ROZ
09-07-2002, 11:10 PM
The grin after a 3 min. piss.....priceless :D
It was beginning to look like the commercial....

DickDanger
09-08-2002, 09:01 PM
Removing a womans DD bra for the first time, and finding out there is NO padding in the bra...
Knowing you dont have to go to work on the morning of the big hangover...
Hitting a big jackpot in Vegas after only spending $2 and investing 5 minutes...
Riding on the same track as your motocross heroes...
-DD Out

locogringo
09-08-2002, 10:45 PM
getting pulled over and actually getting out of it
ordering a pizza and the guy saying "don't worry about it" when he delivers it...
SunBurns at Topock...
A woman coming up to you after you've been checking her out and saying, "it aint gonna suck itself!"

XTRM22
09-09-2002, 09:14 AM
Beating your last personal best! I smiled for a week when The gps showed a 65.7 run almost 2mph faster then ever. Same thing the first time I bench pressed 255lbs. Ripping my pectoral muscle & dilocating left shoulder while trying to bench 275lbs-- very uncool.
Chuck

disco_charger
09-09-2002, 09:48 AM
The smell of Napalm in the morning...

XTRM22
09-09-2002, 10:04 AM
disco_charger:
The smell of Napalm in the morning...Smells Like Victory!
Chuck :D

78Eliminator
09-09-2002, 10:11 AM
Blasting up the river with a boat full of women, friends and a cooler of silvers. Wind in your hair and a strong running boat; sandbar at 12 o'clock......
J

miller19j
09-09-2002, 10:35 AM
a boat full of women = COOL !

HavasuDreamin'
09-09-2002, 11:36 AM
waking up to a blow job............putting a tunnel boat on plane with a lake of smooth water ahead................hopefully both in the same morning! :D

Screaming Pete
09-09-2002, 02:49 PM
78Eliminator:
Blasting up the river with a boat full of women, friends and a cooler of silvers. Wind in your hair and a strong running boat; sandbar at 12 o'clock......
JJustin, I hardley call 2 miles up river(blasting up river!!!) :p

78Eliminator
09-09-2002, 02:51 PM
Screaming Pete:
78Eliminator:
Blasting up the river with a boat full of women, friends and a cooler of silvers. Wind in your hair and a strong running boat; sandbar at 12 o'clock......
JJustin, I hardley call 2 miles up river(blasting up river!!!) :p Why did I know I was going to catch shit from someone. That was my very first river run. Next time there will be a whole lot more seat time.....

Screaming Pete
09-09-2002, 03:01 PM
Justin I went Blasting up river this weekend we started north of Pacacio and ran all the way to the next set of bouy's,never less than 80 and upto 105 and had a Marine rescue catch us at the turn and give the big thumbs up for whereing the life line race vests, $300 bucks well worth it FYI :cool:

SchellSchock
09-09-2002, 03:03 PM
Making the blast up the river, (2 miles or otherwise, LMAO) and realizing you haven't seen even 1 PWC.

Floatin'
09-09-2002, 03:17 PM
www.milfhunter.com (http://www.milfhunter.com) nice free video clips

1stepcloser
09-09-2002, 04:11 PM
DickDanger:
Removing a womans DD bra for the first time, and finding out there is NO padding in the bra...
-DD OutAmen to that brother. Mmmm-Mmmm good!

058
09-09-2002, 07:10 PM
Removing a woman's bra regardless of cup size, cool. removing the same woman's panties as she helps you....way cool. :D

Screaming Pete
09-10-2002, 10:58 AM
Buying your wife a new pair of lepored panties for the river weekend and when she takes them off she's alll Shaved :cool:

beached1
09-10-2002, 02:46 PM
Sex for the first time with a new girlfriend.
Apple pie and Vanilla Ice cream mixed together like a shake.
The smell of a tire shop.
Little kids laughing.
:)

Screaming Pete
09-11-2002, 08:15 AM
Beached 1, Gave you some stars on the Kids Laughing, I'm a soft touch today :)

JetBoatRich
09-11-2002, 08:47 AM
The smell of a tire shop.
Little kids laughing.
:) [/QB][/QUOTE]
Not sure if I understand the tire shop, but OK

beached1
09-11-2002, 05:14 PM
JetBoatRich:
Not sure if I understand the tire shop, but OKMaybe it's just me but I love the smell of new tires.

JetBoatRich
09-11-2002, 07:10 PM
Everybody has there own thing, yours is tires.
I meet a person that said they didn't like cocaine just the smell of it?
Thought that was strange to.
[ September 11, 2002, 08:12 PM: Message edited by: JetBoatRich ]

infotraker
09-13-2002, 11:29 AM
The feeling of your heart pounding when the sanger pickle sets real good and you know you are really flat out flying !

H4215
09-13-2002, 05:03 PM
Been doing way too much shurking and not enough working so it looks like I'll be lurking every now and then, one thing is for sure though; I won't be hitting 1000 until I don't know when.
BTW a cooler full of cold silvers with the tunes playin' while you're kickin' it in a cove at night. Here's to good friends tonight is kinda special the beer we drink...oh sorry got a little carried away with the set-up.

H2451
09-14-2002, 01:53 PM
Hell I almost forgot, all the stuff I said above; and add while getting a hummer from a Playmate.