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Wet Dream
09-24-2002, 07:23 PM
It just doesn't get much better than this without getting illegal. Just don't let the fat chicks know they're out there.
http://www.offshoreonly.com/gallery/data/525/6222bikini.jpg
Enjoy!!! :D

Raskal
09-24-2002, 07:32 PM
wow is that nice eek!

twistedpair
09-24-2002, 07:33 PM
Looks like someone else wants to join the "I'm am a-hole " thread.

Jungle Boy
09-24-2002, 07:38 PM
She must have found that bit of dental floss that I lost. It must disappear fast when she goes for a walk.

01RENEGADE
09-24-2002, 07:47 PM
What can I possibly say YEEEEEHAAA

Wet Dream
09-24-2002, 08:01 PM
twistedpair:
Looks like someone else wants to join the "I'm am a-hole " thread.Did you think it was going to be shot of a mole on her back?
[ September 24, 2002, 09:34 PM: Message edited by: Wet Dream ]

locogringo
09-24-2002, 08:25 PM
I thought there was gonna be a shot of a mole! Pleasantly surprised me though :D
I think he might have been kidding. :confused: :confused:

FlatOut4Me
09-24-2002, 08:47 PM
Wet Dream:
It just doesn't get much better than this without getting illegal. Just don't let the fat chicks know they're out there.
http://www.offshoreonly.com/gallery/data/525/6222bikini.jpg
Enjoy!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
so that's where the phrase tan line came from

ROZ
09-24-2002, 11:38 PM
It looks like the fish are biting.... :D eek!
I wonder what test pound line that is :p

24RODjr
09-25-2002, 05:44 AM
No way I would ever let that bikini on my ride. She might leave a snail trail. wink
[ September 25, 2002, 06:44 AM: Message edited by: 24RODjr ]

HavasuDreamin'
09-25-2002, 07:57 AM
Can I get a hell yeah.................. eek!

75_Elim
09-25-2002, 08:40 AM
HavasuDreamin':
Can I get a hell yeah.................. eek! HELL MOTHER F'N YEAH !!!! :D :D :D :D :D

TOBTEK
09-25-2002, 09:24 AM
arent those what the pro beach volleyball gal's waring this year? :D

twistedpair
09-25-2002, 09:37 AM
Wet Dream:
twistedpair:
Looks like someone else wants to join the "I'm am a-hole " thread.Did you think it was going to be shot of a mole on her back?I didn't say I didn't like it. It's just that these are the kind of pics that got the media center shut down. Check out 502 prochargers thread. http://free.***boat.net/ubb/ultimatebb.php?ubb=get_topic;f=1;t=003835#000000

Screaming Pete
09-25-2002, 10:48 AM
Without the nicks and cuts of a blade :cool: LOL

79Hawaiian
09-25-2002, 11:43 AM
I am wondering what the back side looks like???

Stupid Fast
09-25-2002, 12:29 PM
I think her nikname should be Flossey.
:D :D

Havasu_Jet_85
09-25-2002, 12:46 PM
Vary Nice!!

Wet Dream
09-25-2002, 12:48 PM
TwistedPair, you dumbazz. I originally posted this last night, but took under consideration the fact that you might have been kidding and altered my post to you.
However, now I notice that you are just stupid. I'm guessing that you're one of those morons that scans papers, tv programs and monitor the internet only to bitch about it. You moron, read everything, not all of it will be informative, but sometimes you pick up on things that is. Read on, fool.
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posted September 24, 2002 09:49 AM
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[ September 25, 2002, 02:34 PM: Message edited by: Wet Dream ]

Wet Dream
09-25-2002, 12:50 PM
And in reply to your statement...yes, it looks like you are soon to be admitted to the A-Hole club, with honors. It appears that in most cases, alcohol can determine the difference between strong and weak brain cells, but in your case, they all seem inferior, therefore all are being taken care of to prohibit gross neglect of procreation.
[ September 25, 2002, 02:07 PM: Message edited by: Wet Dream ]

HCS
09-25-2002, 12:51 PM
She's got to have that on backwards?? :D

Clown
09-25-2002, 01:20 PM
:p Ahhh
Love at first site :p

riverliver
09-25-2002, 02:00 PM
Clown:
:p Ahhh
Love at first site :p Ahhh
Love at first BITE
:p eek!

Clown
09-25-2002, 04:05 PM
But look at the red irritation around the lips
I would not want to munch on that!! :p

HOSS
09-25-2002, 04:18 PM
And you said without getting illegal?
Damn, I gotta get outa tha South. You PA boys got the right idea. Must be those damn long winters. Say goodbye to the wicked weasel and hello to the 135lb test. What will these bait shop owners think up next? Anything to make a buck.
Gotta love those bait shop swimsuits, to hell with the bench racing fags!
[ September 25, 2002, 05:21 PM: Message edited by: HOSS ]

Nokomis
09-25-2002, 08:17 PM
Here's a link to a somewhat small "tan thru" bikini. :rolleyes: http://www.doubletakemicrowear.com/Invisible28.htm
[ September 25, 2002, 09:20 PM: Message edited by: Nokomis ]

79Hawaiian
09-25-2002, 10:41 PM
Nokomis:
Here's a link to a somewhat small "tan thru" bikini. :rolleyes: http://www.doubletakemicrowear.com/Invisible28.htmWTF!!! Sorry dude but I just lost all respect for this doubletakemicrowear company when I saw this..
Revised: I lost all respect for myself for posting that cheese butt so I had to remove it.
[ September 26, 2002, 08:31 AM: Message edited by: 79Hawaiian ]

superV
09-26-2002, 05:19 AM
twistedpair:
Wet Dream:
twistedpair:
Looks like someone else wants to join the "I'm am a-hole " thread.Did you think it was going to be shot of a mole on her back?I didn't say I didn't like it. It's just that these are the kind of pics that got the media center shut down. Check out 502 prochargers thread. <a href="http://free.***boat.net/ubb/ultimatebb.php?ubb=get_topic;f=1;t=003835#000000" target="_blank">
http://free.***boat.net/ubb/ultimatebb.php?ubb=get_topic;f=1;t=003835#000000 (http://free.***boat.net/ubb/ultimatebb.php?ubb=get_topic;f=1;t=003835#000000</a>)[/QB][/QUOTE][/url]
You want some chesse with that wine!

superV
09-26-2002, 05:24 AM
http://www.doubletakemicrowear.com/images/Invisible7.jpgIm a a hole! :D

superV
09-26-2002, 05:30 AM
http://www.highperformancecars.com/froggystyle/ed2.jpg
[ December 19, 2002, 02:06 AM: Message edited by: Rexone ]

79Hawaiian
09-26-2002, 07:33 AM
SuperV,
You know you need a special kind of woman to wear that thing. I would not want to see any pastrami sandwich wearing that thing!

twistedpair
09-26-2002, 04:10 PM
Wet Dream:
TwistedPair, you dumbazz. I originally posted this last night, but took under consideration the fact that you might have been kidding and altered my post to you.
However, now I notice that you are just stupid. I'm guessing that you're one of those morons that scans papers, tv programs and monitor the internet only to bitch about it. You moron, read everything, not all of it will be informative, but sometimes you pick up on things that is. Read on, fool.
***boat
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posted September 24, 2002 09:49 AM
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We rely on an external server for image processing (conversion to thumbnails, etc.) and that system seems to have gone done. We are currently in the process of setting up our own dedicated graphics server which should improve both reliability and speed.
Hang in there, guys!
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Jesus Wetspot, such hostility! Did we wake up crusty and alone again? You really should get that checked out, it's not normal.
As for the post from admin, I did indeed miss that. See, I really don't care about posting pics so I did'nt follow the thread. From the look of that thread and others about that time, it looked like the media center was closed due to some objectionable content. Guess I better have my facts straight next time or risk the wrath of astute porn posters such as yourself.
Hopefully your little diatribe did'nt keep you away from the kiddie porn sites for too long.
If I have offended you in any way please accept my most sincere F*** OFF.

nitro557
09-27-2002, 12:10 PM
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posted September 15, 2002 12:16 PM
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Okay peeps, listen up! While I’ve been cleaning out the Augean stables, many of you have been asking for exact guidelines for acceptable Media Center postings.
Now most of you would agree that anyone with an IQ on the far side 85 can easily discern proper guidelines merely by reading the existing category descriptions. For the rest of you, however, I’ve devised this little pop-quiz based on past examples of misuse so that you can determine your own eligibility to post.
Ready? Go!
1) What might our users expect to see in the “Gearheads:
Motors and Drives” category? – check all that apply:
a) a propshaft
b) a crankshaft
c) a camshaft
d) Bob Hope at Mardi Gras.
2) Which of these items might be appropriate content for
the “Other Equipment” category? – check all that apply:
a) boat parts
b) blower parts
c) stereo parts
d) private parts
Now pay close attention, 502procharger...
3) Which of the following might qualify for the “Reader
Rides: Outboards” category? – check all that apply:
a) a Stoker
b) a Skater
c) a Cougar
d) a clitoris
...I know you've been struggling with this one for quite some time, but think really, really hard!
All-righty then!
If you answered “d” to any of the above questions, please sober up and retake the quiz tomorrow. The rest of you may proceed to the media center and continue to post pix!
Thanks for your attention, and oh,
beeeehave!
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[ September 27, 2002, 01:19 PM: Message edited by: nitro557 ]

Wet Dream
09-28-2002, 09:20 AM
What a moron. :rolleyes: