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Ok here is the short virsion. Last tuesday morning my girlfriend wanted a quickie. So after I played hard to get she got on top, after a couple of minutes I popped out, it happens to all of us, when it went back in my penis made a loud pop and it broke. I shot blood all over the place from the tip of my penis. She freaked, I freaked. She called 911 when the medics got here they freaked out. Im at home now and I got a tube hanging out of me and thiry stitches around the middle of my unit. I snaped both tubes that run down the inside of the penis and the urethra. I asked the doc..Please not to use staples. There is a lot more to tell if you want to hear it. If you want, I'll post the pix but I gotta warn ya, they will make you sick to your stomic....Has this ever happend to any one else?
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you kidding right. if your not, OMG. dude. i have nothing else to say:(
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I wish i was... calling my mom from the hospital and telling her sucked. She wanted to know everything.
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Just tape an aspirin to it. :D
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You mean, You're broke dick!!!
Sorry couldn't resist. I've heard of that happening before. The whole thing brings a tear to my eye though. I cannot imagine what you must be feeling. Ouch
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That's a whole new kind of a broken drive. Mega-ouch!
Breaking your johnson is one thing but why are you using someone else's avatar?
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Jesus H Christ man! did they give you a loaner?:p
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Originally posted by hoolign
Jesus H Christ man! did they give you a loaner?:p
...for your boner?
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ok..I'll send them. I have a slow connection so it might take awhile