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Seems like the Bench Racers
Have gathered in force
To banter and spar
And beat a dead horse
Too bad they are slow
And don't even race
Butt they really enjoy
A shot in the face
Some have brown boats
Others are pink
Some claim they're fast
But talk with a wink
There's even some reptiles
Among the fast talkers
But when the smoke clears
Most will be balkers
If I were a prophet
I'd say with some clarity
A fast boat at the lake
Is truly a rarity
Most talk a big game
And puff out their chest
But come time to race
They can't find their vest
They talk of big numbers
Running the sevens
At the end of the day
They're pushin elevens
Many are stuck
On talkin bout butts
Meantime real racers
Are kickin their nutts
Get the boats ready
Time is real short
CFW is close
And most will abort
Old Rattle Can Lou
Has taken a beating
And now his accusers
May even be cheating
I wish him the best
And holiday wishes
Even if ol Santa
Must swim with the fishes
As far as who's fast
I ain't no wizard
If I had any coin
It would be on the Lizard
You may think he's bogus
Home smokin a joint
But come New Years Day
He'll get right to the point
To all who would read
This little bite
Merry Christmas to all
And to all a good fight
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You are like a kid
that's fresh out of Juvie,
was it Jerry you blew
to get your boat in that movie?
Your races were staged
to make you look fast,
they ran out of quick boats
so your Hondo was cast
I'll race you this summer
and we'll do it again,
and if you beat me by four
that means I spotted you ten
You'll launch like you do
no control and all squirely,
I'll wait for the hand drop
while you leave way early
I'll Chase you down
and pass your Metler Machine,
the one on the cover
of OUT magazine
You'll go to launch ramp
way on the North side,
with damaged Ego
but tons of Gay Pride
I'm sure your a cool guy
and I know it's all good,
since your thoughts are of me
when you have morning wood
Oh come on now cant you do any better
Stop e mailing Jerry and send him a letter
my Hondo made it, it actually got wet
that was back when your boat was a 55mph jet
So now your a driver i cant wait see
go talk to guru and get off your knees
He'll teach you good, and give you a lesson
but your used to your jet boat, its a waste of a session
with all of your experience wich pedal will you push
your boat runs 11's and your certainly no Al Bush
Preacher left with a handle and you thought I had air
I had a handle myself it was totally fair
But your all tough we know your a phony
my boat was just quicker ask the Flag man Tony:)
But reading this stuff it is very funny
Come fathers day you better bring some money
ill race you for something and this is a fact
when I whoop your boat, you have to run your boat at the track:idea:
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I'll go to the track
and watch you make a pass,
it might be hard to get up,
as I laugh off my ass
You hang with a fast crowd
who say you have a rocket,
but to hang with Cole Cash
you'll need a way deeper pocket
But no matter how much money
or wallets you throw,
you won't have an engine
just two arms that row
So come to the lake
you shit generator,
and assume the position
of a stupid spectator
It's me you shall worship
and address me as " Lord"
cause all day I'll be racing
while you try to Wakeboard
They say this is the Dark Side
and in June on the water,
you'll know the truth
that I AM YOUR FATHER!!
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I'll go to the track
and watch you make a pass,
it might be hard to get up,
as I laugh off my ass
You hang with a fast crowd
who say you have a rocket,
but to hang with Cole Cash
you'll need a way deeper pocket
But no matter how much money
or wallets you throw,
you won't have an engine
just two arms that row
So come to the lake
you shit generator,
and assume the position
of a stupid spectator
It's me you shall worship
and address me as " Lord"
cause all day I'll be racing
while you try to Wakeboard
They say this is the Dark Side
and in June on the water,
you'll know the truth
that I AM YOUR FATHER!!
You'll be my father now thats pretty sick
how can one reproduce when they dont have a Dick
Go back to your jet boat thats all you can drive
Stop posting this crap we all know its a lie
I cant wait for new years, with you in the seat
Cole cash needs to be driven with both of your feet
This is not a jet boat, with the throttle in hand
you must press the pedal, like a guitar player in a band
That boat is much faster than youve ever been
but far slower than mine as you;ll never win
so borrow dougs sanger that is your best bet
we know thats the only boat that will ever get wet
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Quick jets nightmare of reality
I woke up in the 916, at camp far west in june
i felt the end was coming near and had to race real soon
I am so scared ive never raced i've always been a failure
I think right now as in the past i;ll leave her on the trailer
I said some things I shouldnt have while typing in a poem
I need to pack up all my sh%t and head my ass back home
I said dear god could you help me as I look up to heaven
I lied again to all these folks and said my boat runs sevens:devil:
god replied what the hell, i taught you better scott
youve never won a single race how could you have forgot
I know god I never have, but I like to say I did
Ive been a homo all my life since I was a little kid
God says son its my belief thats why you'll never win
the things you do with doug and Barrett, your all comitting SIN.
Tell me lord what can I do should I sell my soul
god says yeah and after that unload that ugly Cole
ok god and thanks again youve really shown me the way
I'll sell my soul and my boat, but ill always be Gay
Ok Scoot thats fine with me I think youve seen the light
one more thing before I go you had no chance of beating FLYTE!!:)
you mentioned my name
so now I'll chime in,
to prove to the members
that you are with sin.
im taller, smarter,
plus way the hell wiser
and you will never catch
me with that gay tennis visor.
im sure you wear sweatbands
and all the right fashion,
when you go on a date
with your anal assasin.
he keeps you safe
and way out of danger,
cause you are the catcher
and he the rump ranger.
you can pray all you want
that one day you'll switch,
but from all of us here
you'll always be bitch.:D
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You'll be my father now thats pretty sick
how can one reproduce when they dont have a Dick
Go back to your jet boat thats all you can drive
Stop posting this crap we all know its a lie
I cant wait for new years, with you in the seat
Cole cash needs to be driven with both of your feet
This is not a jet boat, with the throttle in hand
you must press the pedal, like a guitar player in a band
That boat is much faster than youve ever been
but far slower than mine as you;ll never win
so borrow dougs sanger that is your best bet
we know thats the only boat that will ever get wet
I don't have a dick
what I have is a cock,
I'll put it this way
"It's twice the size of your sox"
You think your boats fast
to that I don't doubt,
but unlike yourself
it will never come OUT
You are scared of me
but take my advice,
stay away from the real boats
and stick to Lake Lice
When you sit in your boat
can you please tell me how,
your stubby short self
can see over the bow
If you can't reach the pedals
with your Paw looking feet,
see if Canyon boats
makes mens booster seats
I know your strategy
and you won't get it done,
your praying I'll die
so we don't have to run
So get all your homies
in a tight little huddle,
and find out why it's quicker
to build a Space Shuttle
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here's one for quickjet......
you talk a big game
like your boat runs hard
looking for fame
though you sound like a tard
change your cam
maybe your gears
busy with pastor sam
gettin ****ed in the rear
cole cash is a bucket
we'll let it slide
oh well **** it
your wife's on my side
you go to lake
what do we see
your the big flake
who squats to pee
we know I'll win
we know it's fun
tell your wife thanks
for the beautiful son
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This shit is starting to make my eyes bleed...............:D :D :D
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I don't have a dick
what I have is a cock,
I'll put it this way
"It's twice the size of your sox"
You think your boats fast
to that I don't doubt,
but unlike yourself
it will never come OUT
You are scared of me
but take my advice,
stay away from the real boats
and stick to Lake Lice
When you sit in your boat
can you please tell me how,
your stubby short self
can see over the bow
If you can't reach the pedals
with your Paw looking feet,
see if Canyon boats
makes mens booster seats
I know your strategy
and you won't get it done,
your praying I'll die
so we don't have to run
So get all your homies
in a tight little huddle,
and find out why it's quicker
to build a Space Shuttle
So lets get this straight, and please tell me somethin
Ive never seen you run your boat, nor have I seen Nuthin
You guys buy these boats all from the preach
they both belong in the water not on the beach
What have either of you done lets see your credentials
With the two of you driving there is no potential
What is the matter dont tell me your scared
you two are like two LIPS evenly paired
Why own a boat which sits on the trailer
You bought you a boat now, so act like a sailor
Cole Cash has been passed she sure is no looker
that boats had more pilots than a 10 dollar hooker
The only time its been fast is when its driving away
the previous owner said thank god I sold it today
They must have been blind why couldnt they see
The transom is rotten and the deck where it tee's
You say you have a cock, nuthin says you dont even have a weenie
nuthin covers his head with a wannabe gangster beenie
And I guess I have shrunk Nuthin says hes taller
How can that be when he's 4 inches smaller
Yes I have a Canyon I know you are jealous
Be careful what you say dont get overzealous
And my boat will be there as it always has
and yes on the motor I dont need no laughing gas
But the bottle will be in it I gaurantee you that
But this is all for none cause your boat as always has sat
Ya know do I really need to continue, your shit sat on the trailer last NYD when Hendrix called you out you remember. You just sat there after towing all that way. Rough water your ass Steel comp ran his boat against Sangster where were you. And you are calling Whitie out PUUUHHHLLLEEASSEE I am through with this and have got to put a little 468 together to clean yo clock my 532 will wait as I dont want to waste a pass on the rods. Furthermore Start with DA Bull NYD and see how you do than move onto Sangster as I gaurantee you he will serve you as well.
r
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here's one for quickjet......
you talk a big game
like your boat runs hard
looking for fame
though you sound like a tard
change your cam
maybe your gears
busy with pastor sam
gettin ****ed in the rear
cole cash is a bucket
we'll let it slide
oh well **** it
your wife's on my side
you go to lake
what do we see
your the big flake
who squats to pee
we know I'll win
we know it's fun
tell your wife thanks
for the beautiful son
Well look who showed up
here you won't get a break,
did you ever get Pinkney's prop
from out of the lake?
This is a mans thread
and requires retention,
of course your' just here
seaking attention
So since you are nobody
and can't write a song,
I'll put you on Dave's team
right where you belong
You have no mill in your hull
no power to shred,
cause your stringers are empty
just like your head
Girls and boats
are your biggest fears,
and you've been in neither
in over 3 years
Now try to keep up
this moves pretty fast,
you've heard that before
two Junes before last
Your boat was a pig
and so was the driver,
you could of put Dave in the seat
we would of been none the wiser
Now go back to your hang out
I'm begging you please,
cause I know they all miss you
at Chucky Cheese.