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I almost broke my hip!
So I'm in our new shower, the one with the two shower heads and the bitchen bench for getting busy.
I'm standing up on the bench doing the Woo Woo dance...
I go to jump down, and my feet slip right out from under me.
My cat-like reflexes allow me to land flat on my back, and I lay there stunned for a few seconds.
My wife, was really upset, she stepped right over me and continued her shower.
I have a nice bruise to show where I dissapated the force of the floor.
Now it's time for dinner, a vicodin, and a beer.
It's hell getting old.
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I almost broke my hip!
So I'm in our new shower, the one with the two shower heads and the bitchen bench for getting busy.
I'm standing up on the bench doing the Woo Woo dance...
I go to jump down, and my feet slip right out from under me.
My cat-like reflexes allow me to land flat on my back, and I lay there stunned for a few seconds.
My wife, was really upset, she stepped right over me and continued her shower.
I have a nice bruise to show where I dissapated the force of the floor.
Now it's time for dinner, a vicodin, and a beer.
It's hell getting old.
lmao, the woo woo dance..... :) :) :rollside: :)
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Lucky you didn't take your wife out in the worst way.
Brian
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I almost broke my hip!
So I'm in our new shower, the one with the two shower heads and the bitchen bench for getting busy.
I'm standing up on the bench doing the Woo Woo dance...
I go to jump down, and my feet slip right out from under me.
My cat-like reflexes allow me to land flat on my back, and I lay there stunned for a few seconds.
My wife, was really upset, she stepped right over me and continued her shower.
I have a nice bruise to show where I dissapated the force of the floor.
Now it's time for dinner, a vicodin, and a beer.
It's hell getting old.
I told you....you should have gone for the trapeze handle option :rollside:
want something a little stronger :rollside: :)
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Classic move Sean.....sure glad you didn't do any real damage.
LOL--woo,woo dance...reminds me of the man/woman joke about taking showers.
This place we're staying over here in Hi. has an outdoor shower....major woo-woo action I'm shooting for :p
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Thanks everyone for your concern.
Congrats Karl, you must have been putting in while we were taking out.
Way to go Zig, that would be great!
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what did the judges give you on your "dismount" :rolleyes: ??? :rollside: -d-no
I think the number was in the negatives. :rolleyes:
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I think the number was in the negatives. :rolleyes:
Damn,
So encouraging.
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and it takes longer to heal :cry:
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We are not Laughing at you we are really laughing with you honest !!!
Iam LMMFASO :rollside: and almost choking that is too funny.
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Sounds like another Diasaster to me. I imagine she'll have to go shopping a few times in the next couple days to get over the trauma. :D :D :D
Glad you're alright. The description of the crash was stellar. :D
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Sounds like another Diasaster to me. I imagine she'll have to go shopping a few times in the next couple days to get over the trauma. :D :D :D
Glad you're alright. The description of the crash was stellar. :D
I think shopping just might do the trick. :rolleyes: :p
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LMFAO!
I don't think they call that getting old. You jumped? In the shower? Without thinking....this is gonna leave a mark?...lol
Ok Ok... I'll stop teasin now. Hope you get better....Oh and don't jump while in the shower anymore.
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It beats the alternative!
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Does anyone know how to clean a mouth full of coffee off my computer? LMAO!!!
Thanks, Sean, I needed a good laugh this morning..
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I almost broke my hip!
So I'm in our new shower, the one with the two shower heads and the bitchen bench for getting busy.
I'm standing up on the bench doing the Woo Woo dance...
I go to jump down, and my feet slip right out from under me.
My cat-like reflexes allow me to land flat on my back, and I lay there stunned for a few seconds.
My wife, was really upset, she stepped right over me and continued her shower.
I have a nice bruise to show where I dissapated the force of the floor.
Now it's time for dinner, a vicodin, and a beer.
It's hell getting old.
YOU DID IT AGAIN!!! You are retarded!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMFAO!!!!!!!!! :p :p :p :p
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next time you need to land on the other party in order to break your fall... ;)
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I almost broke my hip!
So I'm in our new shower, the one with the two shower heads and the bitchen bench for getting busy.
I'm standing up on the bench doing the Woo Woo dance...
I go to jump down, and my feet slip right out from under me.
My cat-like reflexes allow me to land flat on my back, and I lay there stunned for a few seconds.
My wife, was really upset, she stepped right over me and continued her shower.
I have a nice bruise to show where I dissapated the force of the floor.
Now it's time for dinner, a vicodin, and a beer.
It's hell getting old.
thats funnt right there.........................
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Sean, Sqirtin Thunder might not be laughing at you but Rosie and I are!!! Good job... Hope Dia is OK but you should be punnished for that stupid trick!!! :rollside:
Steve
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thats funnt right there.........................
Serves him right!
What if Dia wasnt quite hungry yet! :crossx: :rollside: LOL!
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YOU DID IT AGAIN!!! You are retarded!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMFAO!!!!!!!!! :p :p :p :p
AGAIN????? :idea:
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AGAIN????? :idea:
Yes, apparently Sean likes to dance on that bench!!!!!!! :220v: :skull:
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Yes, apparently Sean likes to dance on that bench!!!!!!! :220v: :skull:
He likes something about that bench. :rolleyes: :)
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I almost broke my hip!
So I'm in our new shower, the one with the two shower heads and the bitchen bench for getting busy.
I'm standing up on the bench doing the Woo Woo dance...
I go to jump down, and my feet slip right out from under me.
My cat-like reflexes allow me to land flat on my back, and I lay there stunned for a few seconds.
My wife, was really upset, she stepped right over me and continued her shower.
I have a nice bruise to show where I dissapated the force of the floor.
Now it's time for dinner, a vicodin, and a beer.
It's hell getting old.
ROTFLMAO! The "Woo Woo dance...
Classic!
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He likes something about that bench. :rolleyes: :)
Gee??????????????????? What could it be???????????????? :crossx: :crossx:
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LMFAO!
I don't think they call that getting old. You jumped? In the shower? Without thinking....this is gonna leave a mark?...lol
Ok Ok... I'll stop teasin now. Hope you get better....Oh and don't jump while in the shower anymore.
He has to jump up and down and start the helicopter part of the dance. :rolleyes: :p
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what does he mean - the busy bench?
send pixi some pics of that bruise! :cry:
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Gee??????????????????? What could it be???????????????? :crossx: :crossx:
I am gona guess.... :rollside: .LMAO............it's has to do with the same thing, Geza is going to HAVE to be GETTING to like about a shower seat :jawdrop: :D
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I almost broke my hip!
So I'm in our new shower, the one with the two shower heads and the bitchen bench for getting busy.
I'm standing up on the bench doing the Woo Woo dance...
I go to jump down, and my feet slip right out from under me.
My cat-like reflexes allow me to land flat on my back, and I lay there stunned for a few seconds.
My wife, was really upset, she stepped right over me and continued her shower.
I have a nice bruise to show where I dissapated the force of the floor.
Now it's time for dinner, a vicodin, and a beer.
It's hell getting old.
water shoes my brotha!! :rollside:
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water shoes my brotha!! :rollside:
THAT is a good idea!
Thanks everyone, that's the information I needed! :cool:
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water shoes my brotha!! :rollside:
Yeah Thanks. :rolleyes: :)
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Nothing like good traction to get you going. :)
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Haha, you old. Not too old to do the helicopter part of the dance though! Long old saggy balls and all!
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the "woo woo dance" thats classic!
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I almost broke my hip!
So I'm in our new shower, the one with the two shower heads and the bitchen bench for getting busy.
I'm standing up on the bench doing the Woo Woo dance...
I go to jump down, and my feet slip right out from under me.
My cat-like reflexes allow me to land flat on my back, and I lay there stunned for a few seconds.
My wife, was really upset, she stepped right over me and continued her shower.
I have a nice bruise to show where I dissapated the force of the floor.
Now it's time for dinner, a vicodin, and a beer.
It's hell getting old.
YOU MAY HAVE JUST NAMED MY BOAT...
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Haha.....god damn...I just had my morning laugh....lol...fockin hilarious...glad your alright...just be glad you didnt land on you Wee Wee!!! :220v: :D
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Yeah Thanks. :rolleyes: :)
Now there's a look that going to help the mood...water shoes :rolleyes: That should do it for you Dia :p
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that is some funny shi owt
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