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The husband had just finished reading the book, "MAN OF THE HOUSE."
He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife.
Pointing a finger in her face, he said, "From now on, I want you to know that I am the man of the house, and my word is law!
I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, I expect a scrumptious dessert afterwards.
Then, after dinner, you are going to draw me my bath so I can relax.
And when I'm finished with my bath, guess who is going to dress me and comb my hair?"
His wife replied: "The funeral director would be my guess."
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The husband had just finished reading the book, "MAN OF THE HOUSE."
He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife.
Pointing a finger in her face, he said, "From now on, I want you to know that I am the man of the house, and my word is law!
I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, I expect a scrumptious dessert afterwards.
Then, after dinner, you are going to draw me my bath so I can relax.
And when I'm finished with my bath, guess who is going to dress me and comb my hair?"
His wife replied: "The funeral director would be my guess."
So that is where Jaime has been hidding OHHHHHHHH Miguel, Char just confessed :) :rollside:
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pretty harsh....ma'am.... :p
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Ouch..........I notice she left out the part about the hairdrier in the bathtub :220v: :p
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Im gonna go do a welfare check on the VEE'S house
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I like that!! But don't you think there should be a book on "Woman of the House"??? :p :p :p
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I like that!! But don't you think there should be a book on "Woman of the House"??? :p :p :p
They would never be able to print it. The woman would never shut up long enough to finish the book...
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There is no need for that! Women know thay are the "MAN" of the house don't worry. There mothers whisper it to them when they are in the womb!!!!! :) :crossx: . And it is engrained in them from birth.
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I like that!! But don't you think there should be a book on "Woman of the House"??? :p :p :p
Yep and we only have 2 rules.
#1 the wife is ALWAYS right.
#2 when the wife is wrong, refer to rule #1 :p
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Thay = that and they combined lol hahahaha