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I was walking into Chuy's Baja Broiler, and noticed one of my ex's Lexus parked, her standing in the take out line.
My other ex was pulling in to the parking lot with her Lexus to drop off my son.
All my Ex's drive a Lexus,
Lexus is the car I really hate,, to,,, see,
(continue the lyrics),,,,,,,
but all my ex'es drive a Lexus And that's why I have to drive a damn Capri. :crossx:
All my ex's drive a lexus
A lexus is The only car she likes to drive
But all my ex's drive a lexus
and therefore I live in this little dive
Betty works for Burger King; serving burgers and drinks.
And sweet cindy is in Captain D's; pushing food that stinks
And Rita is in longhorns somehow made manager
And Ronda colecting her welfare got collections looking for me.
Chorus:
All my ex's drive a lexus
A lexus is The only car she likes to drive
But all my ex's drive a lexus
and therefore I live in this little dive
I remember that little bank where I first learned to count.
and now I sit in this drive thru line feeling my tensions mount
My transgendered son he comes by here each night
But she always returns to a he long before daylight!
Chorus:
All my ex's drive a lexus
A lexus is The only car she likes to drive
But all my ex's drive a lexus
and therefore I live in this little dive .
Some folks think I'm broke',
It's been rumored that I croaked,
But I'm alive and well in Mickey Dee's!!
Now you HAD to go change his original lyrics didn't you?
Just adjusted them a little bit!!! :)
Just adjusted them a little bit!!! :)OK, I have to admit yours are quite funny...............
All my Ex's drive a Lexus,
Lexus is the car I really hate,, to,,, see,
but all my ex'es drive a Lexus And that's why I have to drive a damn Capri
maybe i'll go to moorpark chuys
instead of east simi..
You guys are doing teriffic,,
I'll be printing them and handing them to one of the popular local country bands.
If he (Rick Tucker) starts playing it I'll post it.
Any more lyrics from anyone??