A guy goes to the U.S. Post Office to apply for a job.
The interviewer asks him, "Have you been in the
service?" "Yes," he says. "I was in Viet Nam for
three years."
The interviewer says, "That will give you extra points
toward employment" and then asks, "Are you disabled in
any way?
The guy says, "Yes 100%...a mortar round exploded
near me and blew my testicles off."
The interviewer tells the guy, "OK, I can hire you
right now. The hours are from 8:00 AM to 4:00 PM. You
can start tomorrow. Come in at 10:00 AM.
The guy is puzzled and says, "If the hours are from
8:00 AM to 4:00 PM then why do you want me to come in
at 10:00 AM?"
"This is a government job" the interviewer says. "For
the first two hours we stand around scratching our
Balls...no point in you coming in for that.
