While hanging out at the lake, checking out the hotties, and wearing nothing but a swim suit ?? :sqeyes:
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While hanging out at the lake, checking out the hotties, and wearing nothing but a swim suit ?? :sqeyes:
While hanging out at the lake, checking out the hotties, and wearing nothing but a swim suit ?? :sqeyes:Are you talking board shorts or speedos?
I hide it in a bitch's mouf.
put icecubes in your shosts :boxed:
While hanging out at the lake, checking out the hotties, and wearing nothing but a swim suit ?? :sqeyes:
you saw topless too :D
How old are you Gilligan? 16? :)
Probably an issue for Kim..... :p
I'm OLD so it's not a problem :)
well, when your hung like a light switch like me, there usually isnt a problem :crossx:
I hide it in a bitch's mouf.
lmao! :D
Probably an issue for Kim..... :p
The micro shorts aren't really a problem in Canada. We just go swimming once in a while and let the ice cold water take care of the problem.
eek eek eek :cry:
How old are you Gilligan? 16? :)
Hey let's just help the poor kid out. Maybe he's got a legit problem here. I generally have to use one of those steel nets they use for tapping planes that missed the wires on aircraft carriers. Sometimes it's just not enough though. That's when I call my wife over. :crossx:
I dont hide it.....I try and show it off :D
lmao! :D
The micro shorts aren't really a problem in Canada. We just go swimming once in a while and let the ice cold water take care of the problem.
Even Barney was embarrased...when he visited Havasu....sportin Canadian Timber....
Are you talking board shorts or speedos?
Board Shorts of course!! http://smiley.onegreatguy.net/whack.gif Incase you have not heard speedos bring the gayness!! http://smiley.onegreatguy.net/whisper.gif
Even Barney was embarrased...when he visited Havasu....sportin Canadian Timber....
lmfao!!! :D
"Hey Paul Bunyan... would you mind toning that shit down?"
I dont hide it.....I try and show it off :D
I have tried that before but it usually causes jealousy issues when other dudes are around!! http://smiley.onegreatguy.net/winner.gif
I just envision my mother-in-law as she is getting out of the shower and it immediately crawls back up inside me. Actually, I just hang a towel off of it.
I just put a condom on before I go out.
Chicks dig a guy who's prepared.
Wow... another desparate thread. Shouldnt this be a question for the "inside line"? :cry:
I have tried that before but it usually causes jealousy issues when other dudes are around!! http://smiley.onegreatguy.net/winner.gif
Jealousy is good for them.....its humbling :D
I just put a condom on before I go out.
Chicks dig a guy who's prepared.
Condoms are for sailors and catholics :yuk:
While hanging out at the lake, checking out the hotties, and wearing nothing but a swim suit ?? :sqeyes:
Very carefully. :eek:
Board Shorts of course!! http://smiley.onegreatguy.net/whack.gif Incase you have not heard speedos bring the gayness!! http://smiley.onegreatguy.net/whisper.gif
You need to mention that to the bench racers.
I just envision my mother-in-law as she is getting out of the shower and it immediately crawls back up inside me. Actually, I just hang a towel off of it.
Hmmmmm your mother in law.. http://smiley.onegreatguy.net/ban-bf.gif
You need to mention that to the bench racers.
Are they the same crowd who find mullets cool too. :)
I hang a fresbee on mine :cool:
I just put a condom on before I go out.
Chicks dig a guy who's prepared.
Well that would explain the squeakin' I kept hearing when you would walk!
I hang a fresbee on mine :cool:
I suppose you could hang a ...."for rent".....sign on it...?
Well that would explain the squeakin' I kept hearing when you would walk!
Ribbed...for my pleasure.
Well that would explain the squeakin' I kept hearing when you would walk!
AZJD........you have one of the best avatars I have ever seen!......Bravo!
AZJD........you have one of the best avatars I have ever seen!......Bravo!
"Finding Nemo"
"Finding Nemo"
With any luck I will be finding her tommarow night!
AZJD........you have one of the best avatars I have ever seen!......Bravo!
Thank you! She isn't too happy about it!
Duct tape.
works all day, but it's a motha to take off..... :cry:
I usually tell them "look at what you did now fix it........ :crossx: "
With a billet boner protector. Get some bling for your thing!!! (patent pending Eddie)
detachable penis!?!
With any luck I will be finding her tommarow night!
Isn't she the one was jumping off the cliff? :idea:
Isn't she the one was jumping off the cliff? :idea:
Nope that was Jordy's girl!
LMFAO, he's gonna be so happy