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twas the night before christmas and down from the levy, not a diesel was chugging, not even a chevy
all the trucks were parked with there block heaters on, hoping this fridged weather soon would be gone
when out on the frontage road arose such a clatter, i sprange from my creeper to see what was the matter, away out the garage door i went in a flash, tossing my empty beer can into the trash
the flood lights illuminated the sight so truly, it was plump white bearded chap in red crewcab dullie, i thought to myself it sounded real good, he must have 600 horses under the hood
i turned and yelled to my good buddy rudy, i think thats santa in a new superduty, he stopped that big truck and trailer with not nary a bob, i new the tow comand was doing its job
the rig was all light from tip to tail, and had 6 inch stacks that made quite a wail
as he took of that night not a word was spoken, just a wave, a black cloud and 6 tires a smoking :D
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now thats a good one. would have been a great read for everyone last saturday at the redneck white trash christmas party. might have to save it for next year.:D
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now thats a good one. would have been a great read for everyone last saturday at the redneck white trash christmas party. might have to save it for next year.:D
Heres another one for us V10 guys:D
Twas the night before Christmas
And all though the hood
There were Super Dutys pullin
Deliverin the goods.
When way down the street
There rose such a clatter
All the V10 owners
Had to see what was the matter
Out of his truck
He grumbled in rage
A Power Stroke owner
Had seen better days
Black smoke belched
But the beast would not start
Just sat in the drive
Like a sick old fart
The V10 owners
With their heads held high
Said, That is the reason
No Diesels we drive!
With 10 pistons burnin
And 4 tires turnin
They delivered their goods
To the youngsters a yernin
On Crew Cab, on Super,
And Regular Cab too,
Well take care of Christmas
When the sick diesels wont do
So when Chritsmas is close
And the children all hope
Dont try to depend
On a sick Power Stroke
To deliver the goods
And make the kids smile
Get a V10
And count down the miles
