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THIS GIVES A WHOLE NEW MEANING TO THE WORD 'STATISTICS'...
During an hour's swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12 liter of urine. ( Think about the havasu channel !! - YIKES )
In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles, etc.) Remote controls in hotels are the worst! (Always carry your Lysol spray!)
An average person's yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs.... ( If you eat anywhere in parker, this increases exponentially )
In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects -- while you slept!
( if you drive a V-Drive - MORE )
Annually you will shake hands with 6 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands. ( This increases if you frequent the Sand Bar ) .
Annually you will shake hands with 11 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands. ( This increases should you hang out at KoKomos....)
In a lifetime, 22 workmen doing work in your home, will have examined the contents of your dirty laundry basket. We won't even go into guests snooping in your medicine cabinet.
At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests. ( Mouth herpes.)
Daily you will breathe in 1 liter of other peoples' anal gases.
( More if you hang out near West Marine & Rupertos in Havasu )
YOU HAVE A GREAT DAY NOW !!!
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Originally posted by carbonmarine
THIS GIVES A WHOLE NEW MEANING TO THE WORD 'STATISTICS'...
During an hour's swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12 liter of urine. ( Think about the havasu channel !! - YIKES )
In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles, etc.) Remote controls in hotels are the worst! (Always carry your Lysol spray!)
An average person's yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs.... ( If you eat anywhere in parker, this increases exponentially )
In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects -- while you slept!
( if you drive a V-Drive - MORE )
Annually you will shake hands with 6 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands. ( This increases if you frequent the Sand Bar ) .
Annually you will shake hands with 11 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands. ( This increases should you hang out at KoKomos....)
In a lifetime, 22 workmen doing work in your home, will have examined the contents of your dirty laundry basket. We won't even go into guests snooping in your medicine cabinet.
At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests. ( Mouth herpes.)
Daily you will breathe in 1 liter of other peoples' anal gases.
( More if you hang out near West Marine & Rupertos in Havasu )
YOU HAVE A GREAT DAY NOW !!!
Like I always say...
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