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First off I received this in email and thought it was funny. If I offended anyone by posting it, get over it, it's just a joke...
You gotta love this one even if you've never lived in the South. Some of you will enjoy this more than others - Southerners can be so polite!
Atlanta ATC: "Tower to Saudi Air 911 -- You are cleared to land eastbound on runway 9R."
Saudi Air: "Thank you Atlanta ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R - Allah be Praised."
Atlanta ATC: "Tower to Iran Air 711 --You are cleared to land westbound on runway 9R."
Iran Air: "Thank you Atlanta ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R. - Allah is Great."
Pause...
Saudi Air: "ATLANTA ATC - ATLANTA ATC"
Atlanta ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 911."
Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS. WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE. INSTRUCTIONS, PLEASE?"
Atlanta ATC: "Well bless your hearts. And praise Jesus. Y'all be careful, and tell Allah "hey" for us -- y'a hear?"
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...and then they offered to let the survivors go collect themselves in the USO quarters on the second floor of the main concourse.
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I'm offended. :rolleyes:
Funny stuff! :D
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Wouldn't one of these planes need to using 27 left to complete this scenario :confused:
Yes- you are correct, sir. It would make igniting the necessary inferno and the resulting fireball straight to Allah much easier to accomplish.
You can go westbound on 9Right, but it takes alot of reverser after you've just touched down....:D
