Alittle old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the front doorof a sex shop. Obviously very unstable on her feet, she wobbles the fewfeet across the store to the counter.
Finally arriving at the counter and grabbing it for support, stuttering she asks the sales clerk: 'Dddooo youuuu hhhave dddddiilllldosss? '
The clerk, politely trying not to burst out laughing, replies: 'Yes we do have dildos. Actually we carry many different models.'
The old woman then asks: 'Dddddoooo yyyouuuu ccaarrryy aaa pppinkk onnee, tttenn inchessss lllong aaandd aabboutt ttwoo inchesss ththiickk... aaand rrunns by bbaatteries?
The clerk responds, 'Yes we do'
She asks: ' Ddddooo yyoooouuuu kknnnoooww hhhowww tttooo ttturrrnnn ttthe ssunoooffabbitch offffff?'
:D
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