When you have a "I Hate My Job" day, try this:
On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer
section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson
Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw
the
curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed.
Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open
the
package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a
surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.
Now the fun part begins. Take out the literature from the box and read it
carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement:
"Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested
and
then sanitized ".
Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times,"I am so glad I do not
work in the thermometer quality control
department at Johnson & Johnson."
HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT
IS
MORE OF A PAIN IN THE BUTT THAN YOURS!
