Reply With QuoteWow! Kaboom....Talk about a clean sweep.
Look what happens when the troops on the ground ask for help, the pilot is given a coordinate that at first look is just a bunch of buildings.
A us spotter on the ground, one plane and one laser guided weapon saved the near by us troops a big problem.
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/...ir_Support.wmv
Wow! Kaboom....Talk about a clean sweep.
ITS GOOD TO BE AN AMERICAN!
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That was cool...did the guy say "dude" after the hit...funny
Dude!!!
Luv That! any more of those, my brother in law is a F-16 pilot in Bagdad I'm waiting for photos to post...
Originally posted by markc
Dude!!!
Luv That! any more of those, my brother in law is a F-16 pilot in Bagdad I'm waiting for photos to post...
Glad you liked it. Sorry I don't have anymore. Someone sent this to me and I'm sure it was sent to him and so on.
I'm glad they're on our side!
Wish we'd use more of them and a lot fewer US troops.
Better them than us
ahhh gotta love it
Great job.
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