Lies

[Jbb]

The Biggest Lies
The check is in the mail.
I'll respect you in the morning.
I'm from your government, and I am here to help you.
It's only a cold sore.
You get this one, I'll pay next time.
My wife doesn't understand me.
Trust me, I'll take care of everything.
Of course I love you.
I am getting a divorce.
Drinking? Why, no, Officer.
I never inhaled.
It's not the money, it's the principle of the thing.
I never watch television except for PBS.
..but we can still be good friends.
She means nothing to me.
Dont worry, I can go another 20 miles when the gauge is on "empty."
I gave at the office.
Don't worry, he's never bitten anyone.
I'll call you later.
We'll release the upgrade by the end of the year.
Read my lips: no new taxes
I've never done anything like this before
Now, I'm going to tell you the truth
It's supposed to make that noise.
I *love* your new !
..then take a left. You can't miss it.
Yes, I did.
Don't worry, it's OK -- I'm sterile.

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

you forgot..
don't worry you can't get pregnant the first time..
no hunny that dress doesn't make you look fat..

[LaveyJet]

How about, "I wont c** in your mouth"

[Aqua Boogie1]

Or " I'll just put the head in....."

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

Or " I'll just put the head in....."
LMAO!!

[Stupid Fast]

4 to 6 weeks It will be done.....(anything you order)

[Ms. AquaBoogie1]

Or " I'll just put the head in....."
:idea: lol

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

[QUOTE=Ms. AquaBoogie1]:idea: lol[/QUOTE
oh he is so busted.. LOL!!

[Her454]

The Biggest Lies
Now, I'm going to tell you the truth
Yea right, this time? :yuk:

[Ms. AquaBoogie1]

[QUOTE=Ms. AquaBoogie1]:idea: lol[/QUOTE
oh he is so busted.. LOL!!
Naw.........not this time! :devil: lol