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Washington - Former Vice President Al Gore today lent a powerful voice of credibility to Senator John Kerry regarding questions raised about his statements of having been in Cambodia for Christmas in 1968.
"I remember personally trudging through the watery border between Cambodia and Vietnam that day", said Gore, who was an Army journalist at the time. "Suddenly, John Kerry appeared at the helm of a Swift Boat, and offered me a ride on a top secret mission into Cambodia. We talked about how Nixon had secretly ordered us there before he was nominated, and how the American people had to find out about this. It was then that John turned to me and said, 'Al, you need to devise a way that people can communicate by computer -- over the internet.' And that's how the idea for inventing the internet became seared in my mind."
"And since I was in Nam, I WANT ANOTHER RECOUNT!"
MIN Wire Services
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I think he would have said something regarding this loooong ago if it was true....
I hear Gore had the perfect camoflauge along the river...... He blended in with all the other sicks in the mud... Al Bore...
Al Gore also said he was standing right next to Robert Oppenheimer and Edward Teller when they detonated Fat Man and Little Boy, Bob and Ed then turned to Al and asked if he thought nuclear fusion had any useful porpose other than leveling Japan.
LMAO...... That's Fission... :wink:
I read somewhere that Al Gore said he invented porn. Guess that makes him the inventor of jerking off too
I read somewhere that Al Gore said he invented porn. Guess that makes him the inventor of jerking off too
Certainly NOT the inventor of fantasizing, but a proud participant...... :shift:
He also claims to have invented Hot Boat
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