I have a McD story.
The wife and I went to one here in town a few years ago. We went throught the drive through, and I ordered a medium or large dipped cone. Well, the drive through idiot goes to give me a kids cone with no paper on the cone. I tell him I don't want that without the protective paper and it wasn't what I ordered anyways. He comes back with our change and ice cream all over his face. He ate the frickin reject and was about to make me another. I told him to pound sand and keep the cone. The ice cream was all over the side of his mouth. He tried to eat the damn thing in 1 bite.
Talked to the owner of the store the next day, he offered a nice credit, but I declined. I just didn't want to go back there.