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  1. #31
    MR FLYIN VEE
    Mr Vee..
    You and the mister were voted as the official Turd Herders of Beumont yesterday... :coffeycup
    that's great ...but is this mister stuff something new in beaumont

  2. #32
    Keithb87
    that's great ...but is this mister stuff something new in beaumont
    no .. Just the easiest way distinguish between you the Ms.

  3. #33
    dicudmore
    that's great ...but is this mister stuff something new in beaumont
    sounded like one too many mister's in that statement to me :hammerhea

  4. #34
    MRS. MAINEVENT
    The escort checkin' in here, gonna be a busy night tonight being that it is friday.

  5. #35
    Steamin' Rice
    This is a little out of my specialty, but I found out about an opportunity that could really help the town's books.. Take a look at the message I just got from BTCI TOGO LOME TOGO in West Africa and let me know if you think we should go for it....
    THE DIRECTOR AUDIT AND ACCOUNTS UNIT,
    BTCI BANK,LOME TOGO.
    REPLY;stellagowon@post.cz
    DEAR FRIEND,
    WITH DUE HONOUR AND RESPECT,I AM MRS STELLA GOWON SANUSI ,
    THE DIRECTOR IN CHARGE OF AUDIT AND ACCOUNTS
    UNIT DEPT OF BTCI TOGO LOME-TOGO IN WEST AFRICA.
    I GOT YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS FROM THE TOGOLAISE CHAMBER OF COMMERCE
    SO,AFTER PRAYING,I DECIDED TO CONTACT YOU FOR BENEFICIAL AND A
    100% RISK FREE BUSINESS TRANSACTION.
    DURING OUR AUDITING AND INVESTIGATIONS IN THIS BANK,MY EPARTMENT
    CAME ACROSS THE SUM OF TWELVE MILLIONFIVE HUNDRED UNITED STATES
    DOLLARS(US$12,500,000)ONLY BELONGING TO AN INTERNATIONAL
    BUSINESSMAN WHO DIED ALONG WITH HIS FAMILY(NEXT OF KIN)IN THE
    5TH NOVEMBER,1997AEROPLANE CRASH IN ABIDJAN.
    BEFORE OUR DISCOVERY OF THIS DEVELOPMENT,THERE WAS NO TRACE OF
    CLAIM FROM ANY PERSON AS THE FUND REMAINS DORMANT IN HIS ACCOUNT WITH
    THIS BANK. ALTHOUGH,I KEEP THIS INFORMATION SECRET WITHIN MY
    JURISDICTION
    TO ENABLE US PUT CLAIMS AND TRANSFER THE SAID AMOUNT THROUGH A
    TRUSTWORTHY FRIEND OVERSEAS WHOM WE SHALL PRESENT TO THE BANK AS THE
    BONAFIDE NEXT-OF-KIN TO THE DECEASED FOR A PROFITABLE AND
    SUCCESSFUL DEAL.
    MEANWHILE,ALL THE ARRANGEMENTS TO PUT CLAIMS AS THE BONAFIDE
    NEXT-OF-KIN TO THE DECEASED,TO GET THE REQUIRED APPROVAL AND
    TRANSFER OF THIS MONEY TO A FOREIGN ACCOUNT HAS BEEN PUT IN
    PLACE. THE DIRECTIVES AND THE NEEDED INFORMATION WILL BE RELAYED
    TO YOU AS SOON AS YOU INDICATE YOUR INTEREST AND WILLINGNESS TO
    BENEFIT YOURSELF FROM THIS GREAT BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY.
    INFACT,WE COULD HAVE DONE THIS DEAL ALONE BUT BECAUSE AS WE ARE
    CIVIL SERVANTS WE ARE NOT LEGALLY ALLOWED TO OPERATE FOREIGN
    ACCOUNT AND IT WOULD EVENTUALLY RAISE AN EYEBROWS ON OUR SIDE
    DURING THE TIME OF TRANSFER BECAUSE WE ARE STAFFS IN THE BANK.
    THESE ARE THE ACTUAL REASONS WHY IT REQUIRES A SECOND-FELLOW WHO
    WILL FORWARD APPLICATION OF CLAIMS TO THE BANK AND ALSO PRESENT
    A FOREIGN BANK ACCOUNT WHERE THE MONEY ON HIS/HER REQUEST WILL BE RE-
    TRANSFERED INTO. ON CONCLUSION OF THIS TRANSACTION.
    YOU WILL BE ENTITLED TO 25% OF THE TOTAL SUM AS GRATIFICATION.5%
    OF THE TOTAL SUM WILL BE USED TO REINBURSE EXPENSES THAT MIGHT
    ARISE FROM TELEPHONE BILLS AND OTHER EXPENSES DURING THE
    TRANSACTION,WHILE 70% WILL BE FOR ME AND MY PARTNERS HERE.
    PLEASE YOU HAVE BEEN ADVICED TO KEEP TOP SECRET AS WE ARE STILL
    IN SERVICE AND INTEND TO RETIRE FROM SERVICE AFTER WE CONCLUDE
    THIS DEAL WITH YOU. I WILL BE MONITORING THE WHOLE SITUATION
    HERE IN THIS BANK UNTIL YOU CONFIRM THE MONEY IN YOUR ACCOUNT.WE
    THEN COME DOWN TO YOUR COUNTRY FOR SUBSEQUENT SHARING OF THE
    FUND ACCORDING TO THE PERCENTAGES PREVIOUSLY INDICATED AND FOR
    INVESTMENT IN ANY COUNTRY YOU MAY ADVICE US TOO.
    ALL OTHER NECESSARY INFORMATION WILL BE SENT TO YOU WHEN I HEAR
    FROM YOU. I SUGGEST YOU GET BACK TO ME AS SOON AS
    POSSIBLE,STATING YOUR WISH IN THIS DEAL.
    REPLY ME ON THIS E.MAIL ADDRESS:stella@bareed.com
    BEST REGARDS,
    MRS STELLA GOWON SANUSI

  6. #36
    Keithb87
    WHATEVER... The Vee's are the Turd Herders of Beaumont..

  7. #37
    dicudmore
    This is a little out of my specialty, but I found out about an opportunity that could really help the town's books.. Take a look at the message I just got from BTCI TOGO LOME TOGO in West Africa and let me know if you think we should go for it....
    THE DIRECTOR AUDIT AND ACCOUNTS UNIT,
    BTCI BANK,LOME TOGO.
    REPLY;stellagowon@post.cz
    DEAR FRIEND,
    WITH DUE HONOUR AND RESPECT,I AM MRS STELLA GOWON SANUSI ,
    THE DIRECTOR IN CHARGE OF AUDIT AND ACCOUNTS BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH
    They're sending you that crap again?? :hammer2:

  8. #38
    PlyaPlya22
    Good Morning Good People of Beaumont. I met with the Govt. Officials yesterday and explained to them the reason why people were flocking to Beaumont. After reveiwing my explanation, they were in full agreeance the Beaumont is the place to be!!! They also stated that no can RUN IT HARDER that the people in Beaumont!!!! So tonight drinks are on the City Council Members!!http://www.***boat.com/image_center/...713_4_8_1_.gif

  9. #39
    dicudmore
    Good Morning Good People of Beaumont. I met with the Govt. Officials yesterday and explained to them the reason why people were flocking to Beaumont. After reveiwing my explanation, they were in full agreeance the Beaumont is the place to be!!! They also stated that no can RUN IT HARDER that the people in Beaumont!!!! So tonight drinks are on the City Council Members!!http://www.***boat.com/image_center/...713_4_8_1_.gif
    morning plya, welcome to the party

  10. #40
    Roxysnow
    Good morning citizen's of Beaumont! The tax assessor is closed today! 4/10 week! Playin a little hooky! Do we have a barber shop? My hairs agettin alittle long!

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