Double standard

[HCS]

I called a really gorgeous ex-girlfriend of mine the other day. We lost
track of time, chatting about the wild nights we used to enjoy together. I
couldn't BELIEVE it when she asked if I'd like to hook up and maybe rekindle
a little of that magic.
Wow!" I said "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now! I'm a bit
older and a bit balder than when you last saw me!"
She giggled and said she was sure I'd meet the challenge! Yeah," I said,
"Just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistband that's a few inches
wider these days!" She laughed and told me to stop being so silly!
She teased me, saying she thought tubby bald men were cute! "Anyway", she
said, "I've put on a couple of pounds myself!"
So I hung up on the fat bitch.

[Tom Brown]

Nice.

[Kilrtoy]

Thats SWEET

[RiverOtter]

LMAO!!!!!!!!! Too Friggin Funny

[Kim Hanson]

I called a really gorgeous ex-girlfriend of mine the other day. We lost
track of time, chatting about the wild nights we used to enjoy together. I
couldn't BELIEVE it when she asked if I'd like to hook up and maybe rekindle
a little of that magic.
Wow!" I said "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now! I'm a bit
older and a bit balder than when you last saw me!"
She giggled and said she was sure I'd meet the challenge! Yeah," I said,
"Just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistband that's a few inches
wider these days!" She laughed and told me to stop being so silly!
She teased me, saying she thought tubby bald men were cute! "Anyway", she
said, "I've put on a couple of pounds myself!"
So I hung up on the fat bitch.
Thats mean, it could have went to her tits! Bonus, that where they do that titty dance, jiggle jiggle, baby ahh! ahh!.........( . )( . ).....Or it could go to the ass :yuk:

[SHOCKWAVETOM]

I am sorry that is some funny shit....lol
I called a really gorgeous ex-girlfriend of mine the other day. We lost
track of time, chatting about the wild nights we used to enjoy together. I
couldn't BELIEVE it when she asked if I'd like to hook up and maybe rekindle
a little of that magic.
Wow!" I said "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now! I'm a bit
older and a bit balder than when you last saw me!"
She giggled and said she was sure I'd meet the challenge! Yeah," I said,
"Just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistband that's a few inches
wider these days!" She laughed and told me to stop being so silly!
She teased me, saying she thought tubby bald men were cute! "Anyway", she
said, "I've put on a couple of pounds myself!"
So I hung up on the fat bitch.

[mbrown2]

LMAO...that is so friggen funny.

[jbtrailerjim]

LMAO...Too funny. :rollside:

[Mrs.Racer277]

Notice there are NO women laughing??????

[SHOCKWAVETOM]

Notice there are NO women laughing??????
Just turn it around...it is a joke Dia...
I saw that smile there Dia...Glad you got home safe from ATDR