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Thread: Kim Hanson & You-Te's Christmas list to SANTA!!!.

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    BILLY.B
    1. Put a hit out on Guru, OBEDDIE, Dirk Jones, Bird Pearcher, Jordy, Roman1, & V-DRIVES RULE so they won't be around to "BITCH SLAP" them on the boards anymore.
    2. A GPS that isn't rigged.
    3. An engine that sounds like it belongs on a boat rather then in a gardner's hand.
    4. Friends that really what to ride in there boat because they think it's cool, rather then just needing a ride to speed alley because they don't have a boat.
    5. ( You-Te)... To find a signed contract from Roland that he will drive the boat at the 2005 BBSP.
    6. (Kim Hanson)... To finally get a pair of shorts that aren't hand me down's from the wife and are of this decade.

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    You Te
    Billy bee's list.
    1. A spray gun. (customers are complaining about brush and roller marks)
    2. A boat that he can use on the weekend at Needles.
    3. A freight train and a hobo.
    4. Lots of crome goodies for his trailer and boat. (so he can look cool in the parking lot.)
    5. And jetboatguru in a pear tree. (see photo in paintball thread)
    It's not a "RUN"........... cause it's a "TRAILER QUEEN"
    You Te

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    Wicky
    I'll take a new pair of boots...for when it gets deep around here!!!!lmao,
    Wicky

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    HM
    7. (Hansen) Season tickets to "It's Raining Men" starring Uncle Tony and choreographed by Roland and CrazyHippy.
    8. (Hansen) His truck back from the casino.
    9. (Hansen) A life time supply of UT hand made protein shakes.
    10. (UT) Chin protector/stimulator for his lil buddy, Hansen.

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    7. (Hansen) Season tickets to "It's Raining Men" starring Uncle Tony and choreographed by Roland and CrazyHippy.
    8. (Hansen) His truck back from the casino.
    9. (Hansen) A life time supply of UT hand made protein shakes.
    10. (UT) Chin protector/stimulator for his lil buddy, Hansen.
    WOW!!!!!
    Holy Moly plants his nuts firmly on You Te's and Kim's chins.
    BWAHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAA

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    HM
    WOW!!!!!
    Holy Moly plants his nuts firmly on You Te's and Kim's chins.
    BWAHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAA
    Look what you made me do.
    Now I have to battle with the world's most illiterate dumbass and his new found master of dillusion.
    What will UT do when they free Barney? Is there enough hansen for the both of them? Can hansen swing from from both sacks? Hansen may have to remove the rest of his toofises. Perhaps freeing Barney will be the best, then Hansen will be too busy to post while taking it on the chin caveman style by two of his heroes.
    I put a new "drunken gay canadien" translator filter on my router, but is had a fatal error on the first post by hansen. I called tech support, and they said any attempted translation of that chinball wizard voids all waranties.

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    canuck1
    WOW!!!!!
    Holy Moly plants his nuts firmly on You Te's and Kim's chins.
    BWAHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAA
    I hate to disagree with you Guru but since Holly Molly is an admitted French Canadian the balls would be placed firmly on HM's chin, no matter what the results from any battle of the (nit) wits are the end result would still be the same, nuts slappin HM's chin :jawdrop:

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    I hate to disagree with you Guru but since Holly Molly is an admitted French Canadian the balls would be placed firmly on HM's chin, no matter what the results from any battle of the (nit) wits are the end result would still be the same, nuts slappin HM's chin :jawdrop:
    Now how can that be possible? He is dropping his own nuts on his own chin?
    Highly unlikely!
    If Kim could do that, he would never leave the house!!

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    HM
    I hate to disagree with you Guru but since Holly Molly is an admitted French Canadian the balls would be placed firmly on HM's chin, no matter what the results from any battle of the (nit) wits are the end result would still be the same, nuts slappin HM's chin :jawdrop:
    LOL...yes it is true I have canuck lineage. But all my family LEFT and never looked back(102 years ago!) Margerine is illegal in your country! C'MON!!

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    canuck1
    Now how can that be possible? He is dropping his own nuts on his own chin?
    In holly mollys case(anyones nuts will do) the french thing explains it all
    Highly unlikely!
    But he keeps trying
    If Kim could do that, he would never leave the house!!
    True

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