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Thread: Chuck Norris....How Do You ????

  1. #1
    Liberator TJ1984
    Explain to a bunch of 10yr. old boys how you can run thru a Wide Open rice Paddy with 60 pissed off Gooks firing AK47's and grenades at your ass and never get hit ???
    One boy made the remark that he could have picked you off at half stride , with his slingshot and a marble to your head :skull:
    (please don't kill him for saying that about you)
    I CN-bitchslpped him ,I hope that will surfice your anger O Great One...

  2. #2
    SmokinLowriderSS
    See above, ... AND it's really not all that easy to hit what you are aiming at with a rifle on full auto, I know, I've used them, legally, and I prefer semi-auto every time. Full auto they just become bullet hoses, doesn't matter much if from the hip or the shoulder. it takes a LOT of training and practice, and often special weaponry to hit accurately on full auto through the recoil.
    Belt-fed machine gun mounted or on a bipod, different story, unless mounted atop a moving vehicle, that's damn near impossible too.

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