OK...I think we need to start a checklist:
1. Band and moshpit- I really think we should move the band to inside the house (see #2). And because nothing quite says successful house party like broken furniture, I am offering a bottle of Goose to the first person who stagedives off the dining room table.
2. Rhino Track- We need to keep this in the backyard, and I like the "figure 8" setup around the inflatable pools (see #4). Also, nothing promotes aggressive drive quite like the thought of the loser(s) having to drink Albertsons tequilla.
3. A Six Pack of Strippers- Since I really like Bourbon Street, I'll take one for the team and volunteer to drive out and pick them up (nothing says "road trip" like two-for-one beers and lap dances). I better start drinking Red Bull and pineapple juice now...
4. Inflatable pool(s) filled with baby oil- See #3.
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