"There are so many lies flying around this place being prepared
to be spread across the nation & world like so much manure on
a bean field, that sometimes we get kinda confused ourselves
and begin to believe our own bullshit. This fills us with hubris to
such a degree that we eventually trip over our own dicks.
This embarasses us - and even though everyone in the country
with half-a-brain realizes that we lie constantly about basically
everything - we still feel the need to make some sort of change
in our bullshit to address our embarassment. This may seem
strange to 'regular' people - but we do truly live on a different plain
of reality from all of you asshole-peons who watch all this crap on TV.
Therefore we strive 24-7 to formulate our bullshit - for only 3 reasons:
1.So we can do whatever we want and get away with it and not have
to suffer any consequences or revolt from the dumb-ass masses so
we can continue to get away with it.
Okay, that's really only one reason - whatever.
But we find it useful and hilarious that the vast majority of Americans
do NOT believe us. We love it because most of them therefore
ignore all of our bullshit, and the small minority that pay attention
just shake thier heads in disbelief at the utter pointlessness of
the entire charade. We win - always. Ha Ha..."