As you are well aware, your wife NEEDS a new chocolate lab puppy. If she doesn't get one, you will soon have no friends, you will never get sex from your wife or any other swinger on these boards. Not only that, you soon will have calloused hands because she is prepared to take away all your lotion. All your porn flicks will suddenly disappear, your children will also know what an evil person you are. You will have to survive on fast food because you will have no one to cook for you. You will not only have to do your own laundry but clean the house by yourself.
Now I ask you, are you prepared for the hell you will have to endure for the rest of your life by denying her this small token of affection?
Love,
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