Reply With Quotehow about be honest, just say this...
That is impossible I was going this fast, Im driving a CHEBY
Chevy truck, Chevy car, Chevy lover!!!!! 'Nuff said
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''why are you giong 100mph''. ''because my foot was on the floor''
how about be honest, just say this...
That is impossible I was going this fast, Im driving a CHEBY
Chevy truck, Chevy car, Chevy lover!!!!! 'Nuff said
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Chevy truck, Chevy car, Chevy lover!!!!! 'Nuff said
:eat:
Not a happy chevy owner by any means......
Not a happy chevy owner by any means......
Shoulda bought a GMC!!!! As for the 'vette, well you jerks won't ever be happy :burningm:
How about the time I was rolling down into Needles at 5AM? Yep...there was a CHP with radar, and of course, I had detected him looooong before he detected me.
As I roll past him (at 60MPH), he pulls out and throws his lights on.
He then proceeds to write me a ticket for tinted windows (and only tinted windows).
Those guys are living on the edge, for sure.
Shoulda bought a GMC!!!! As for the 'vette, well you jerks won't ever be happy :burningm:
Who you calling a jerk, Im an AZZHOLE, get it right
Honesty is the best policy. I write far more warnings than citations (just ask my Sgt.). Attitude makes all the difference in my book. If I believe you will correct the reason I pulled you over with a warning, that's what you'll get. For those of you that say you pay my wage, I'll hand you a quarter and let you know we're now even.
The best excuse I ever heard is as follows- Late one night (about 3:00 a.m.) I stopped a car for traveling through my hometown at about 25 over the speed limit. I walked up to the car and found an elderly man driving. He was alone and I inquired if there was a reason he was in such a hurry. He said he was seeking medical attention and then began his explantation. He stated he was camped about thirty miles away in the desert when his hemroids started causing him pain. He reached over into his medicine bag and removed what he thought was some Preperation H. He had no flashlight to confirm this. He said he reached the tube to his rear and gave it a squeeze, only to realize instantly he grabbed the wrong tube. He then pulled out of his shirt pocket a tube and showed me he had applied some contact cement to his hind end. He said he had wiped most of it away, but was really wanting a second opinion from a physician on what to do next. I have to believe this was a true story, if not he has one hell of an imagination. He said the worst part of it was having to tell me and then having to tell a doctor. I tried hard to not roll on the highway laughing as I told him he needed no citation and walked away.
I'd have to agree with the last. If I pulled you over, I feel confident enough to go to court and swear to what I saw. If I ask you if you know why I pulled you over and you say "No", its not going to be pretty. Honest people get the best deal. I dont like writing tickets but I know that when we write more tickets, traffic collisions go down. ITS A FACT! When someone lies, it just makes it easier. Why not try saying, "Yeah, I was speeding. I know you get enought sorry ass excuses everyday so I wont waste your time with another one." Just an idea. Good luck.
Just flash him!
Years ago I was pulled over for speeding and the officer as me why I was in such a hurry. I told him my girlfriend wants to get pregnant tonight and I want to be there when it happens. He laughed so hard and let me go.
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