A Texan, A Canadian, and a Mainer are all out hunting. They are sitting around the camp fire and the Texan takes his whiskey and tosses it up in the air and shoots it. The Mainer and Canadian look at him and ask what did you do that for? The Texan said that whiskey is cheap and all over in Texas.
The Canadian then takes his bottle of champagne and tosses that up in the air and shoots it. The Texan and Mainer ask why. He says Champagne is all over in Canada.
The Mainer takes his beer and tosses it up in the air and shoots the Canadian. The Texan says WHAT DID YOU DO THAT FOR. The Mainer says that Canadians are all over in Maine and I can get 5 cents for the can!!