OK then... if you're too much of a fraidycat to use the fist of Havasu sunshine story, how about this...
Arrange to have someone call you at work. After the call, run into your boss's office and hastily explain that your parents are trying to have another child. Your father's vasectimy reversal failed, you've agreed to be the sperm donor, and you're Mom just called to say that she's ovulating.
LMAO.... that is great... thanks for the laugh Tom.
if i told you i would have to kill you...
i have used my gas line broke at my house, main water line broke and have been sick way to many times for them to buy that. i need something good. i will use i shit myself after lunch if nothing else comes up..
The truth is better, just say its 95, & you don't want to get stuck on the 91 freeway.
We bosses can see right through all the lies. Heard um all, even make up a few myself.
I like you, Schlepy. You've got style.
even though you are a sick man tom brown, you got your own twisted style too. i hope i see all of you guys at havi, im outta hear in a few minutes....
We bosses can see right through all the lies. Heard um all, even make up a few myself.
Sure but bosses enjoy a good story as much as anybody and it shows that you put some effort into it.
even though you are a sick man tom brown, you got your own twisted style too. i hope i see all of you guys at havi, im outta hear in a few minutes....
How did you get outta work???
Tell them your windshield wipers are bad and you need to get them replaced in case it rains.
OK... how about this angle?
You could rush into your bosses office and explain that your girlfriend is heading to your place to use the computer to write up a resume and you desperately need to get there first and delete your kiddy porn collection.
OK then... if you're too much of a fraidycat to use the fist of Havasu sunshine story, how about this...
Arrange to have someone call you at work. After the call, run into your boss's office and hastily explain that your parents are trying to have another child. Your father's vasectimy reversal failed, you've agreed to be the sperm donor, and you're Mom just called to say that she's ovulating.
HOLY HELL^
Tell them the police are at your house and need to see you..........something about drugs.
I want to get out of hear and go to havasu today. What are some good excuses you have used????
I'm a mechanic a Ford and at my old Dealership in Cal,I used to pull a car in my stall turn up my radio,leave my tools out on my cart next to the car i was presumed to be working on and cut out to the river.Then at 5 i'd have someone close my box and turn off my radio.If anyone asked,I was on a road test.Always worked on fri afternnons around 1:00.Now i'm in Havasu and can see the lake and hear the boats from my stall where i work.
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