The husband had just finished reading the book, "MAN OF THE HOUSE."
He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife.
Pointing a finger in her face, he said, "From now on, I want you to know that I am the man of the house, and my word is law!
I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, I expect a scrumptious dessert afterwards.
Then, after dinner, you are going to draw me my bath so I can relax.
And when I'm finished with my bath, guess who is going to dress me and comb my hair?"
His wife replied: "The funeral director would be my guess."