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  1. #1
    MRS FLYIN VEE
    The husband had just finished reading the book, "MAN OF THE HOUSE."
    He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife.
    Pointing a finger in her face, he said, "From now on, I want you to know that I am the man of the house, and my word is law!
    I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, I expect a scrumptious dessert afterwards.
    Then, after dinner, you are going to draw me my bath so I can relax.
    And when I'm finished with my bath, guess who is going to dress me and comb my hair?"
    His wife replied: "The funeral director would be my guess."

  2. #2
    Eliminator 4 Life
    The husband had just finished reading the book, "MAN OF THE HOUSE."
    He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife.
    Pointing a finger in her face, he said, "From now on, I want you to know that I am the man of the house, and my word is law!
    I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, I expect a scrumptious dessert afterwards.
    Then, after dinner, you are going to draw me my bath so I can relax.
    And when I'm finished with my bath, guess who is going to dress me and comb my hair?"
    His wife replied: "The funeral director would be my guess."
    So that is where Jaime has been hidding OHHHHHHHH Miguel, Char just confessed :rollside:

  3. #3
    Jbb
    pretty harsh....ma'am....

  4. #4
    Ziggy
    Ouch..........I notice she left out the part about the hairdrier in the bathtub :220v:

  5. #5
    Kilrtoy
    Im gonna go do a welfare check on the VEE'S house

  6. #6
    dbleD's69
    I like that!! But don't you think there should be a book on "Woman of the House"???

  7. #7
    Wally_Gator
    I like that!! But don't you think there should be a book on "Woman of the House"???
    They would never be able to print it. The woman would never shut up long enough to finish the book...

  8. #8
    boater012
    There is no need for that! Women know thay are the "MAN" of the house don't worry. There mothers whisper it to them when they are in the womb!!!!! :crossx: . And it is engrained in them from birth.

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    MRS FLYIN VEE
    I like that!! But don't you think there should be a book on "Woman of the House"???
    Yep and we only have 2 rules.
    #1 the wife is ALWAYS right.
    #2 when the wife is wrong, refer to rule #1

  10. #10
    boater012
    Thay = that and they combined lol hahahaha

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