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Thread: top 13 excuses for gettin' sawed off

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    cyclone
    overheard at the river......
    1. you have a blower and i don't.
    2. i had the anchor and cooler in the boat.
    3. I had the wrong pulley on.
    4. I had weeds in the pump
    5. My chick was in the boat.
    6. I only stood on it for 5 seconds-if i had held it longer you would have been toast.
    7. I only play with jet boats.
    8. I'm the barometer. if you get by me then you can go after my friends.
    9. The water was too rough.
    10. my bowlight wasn't on.
    11. You have a race boat so I'm supposed to lose.
    13. I have a lake boat with a stereo, 18 life vests, two paddles and a water skiis under the bow.

  2. #2
    victorfb
    oh cool, a few more i can use. thanks mike.

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    Keep going..... I need more excuses than that!

  4. #4
    Wally_Gator
    How about...
    I am running logs and they rob HP..

  5. #5
    jackpunx
    overheard at the river......
    1. you have a blower and i don't.
    2. i had the anchor and cooler in the boat.
    3. I had the wrong pulley on.
    4. I had weeds in the pump
    5. My chick was in the boat.
    6. I only stood on it for 5 seconds-if i had held it longer you would have been toast.
    7. I only play with jet boats.
    8. I'm the barometer. if you get by me then you can go after my friends.
    9. The water was too rough.
    10. my bowlight wasn't on.
    11. You have a race boat so I'm supposed to lose.
    13. I have a lake boat with a stereo, 18 life vests, two paddles and a water skiis under the bow.
    Print those out and bring em with you.. I"ll see you out on the water

  6. #6
    Squeezing Spectra
    14. Im still breaking it in

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    15. It's a closed engine, and I can only run so much intake.....

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    overheard at the river......
    1. you have a blower and i don't.
    2. i had the anchor and cooler in the boat.
    3. I had the wrong pulley on.
    4. I had weeds in the pump
    5. My chick was in the boat.
    6. I only stood on it for 5 seconds-if i had held it longer you would have been toast.
    7. I only play with jet boats.
    8. I'm the barometer. if you get by me then you can go after my friends.
    9. The water was too rough.
    10. my bowlight wasn't on.
    11. You have a race boat so I'm supposed to lose.
    13. I have a lake boat with a stereo, 18 life vests, two paddles and a water skiis under the bow.
    I have used all these already......can you come up with some more

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    16. I am still paying on my engine.

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    7. I only play with jet boats.

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