True story folks !!!
Saturday night I got pulled over after leaving work, It was 2:30am. The ontario police officer walks up to my window and ask's for my lic, reg, insurance. I ask him why he pulled me over and he said that "I rolled thru the stop sign". I said ok,
then of course the next question was "how much have you had to drink tonight". With a stright face I looked at the cop and said,
"why do I have a fat chick in the back seat"
The cop broke down in tears laughing his ass off, handed me back my lic,reg,insur, and said "thats a good one".
Have a good night, and watch those stop signs.
A buddy of mine did this and it worked for him also, ( of course he was not drinking either.