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Thread: True story folks !!!!!!!

  1. #1
    coorslt4u2
    True story folks !!!
    Saturday night I got pulled over after leaving work, It was 2:30am. The ontario police officer walks up to my window and ask's for my lic, reg, insurance. I ask him why he pulled me over and he said that "I rolled thru the stop sign". I said ok,
    then of course the next question was "how much have you had to drink tonight". With a stright face I looked at the cop and said,
    "why do I have a fat chick in the back seat"
    The cop broke down in tears laughing his ass off, handed me back my lic,reg,insur, and said "thats a good one".
    Have a good night, and watch those stop signs.
    A buddy of mine did this and it worked for him also, ( of course he was not drinking either.

  2. #2
    MRS FLYIN VEE
    LMAO!! good job.. But how can a girl use it..

  3. #3
    Vada
    I was gonna ask the same question

  4. #4
    MAINEVENT
    LMAO!! good job.. But how can a girl use it..
    Why is their an old fat guy in the back :rollside:
    Hey BTW thanx for the help the other day :rollside:

  5. #5
    MRS FLYIN VEE
    Why is their an old fat guy in the back :rollside:
    Hey BTW thanx for the help the other day :rollside:
    LOL!! I am the fat chick so it wouldn't work too well.. LOL!!
    and your welcome.. how did it go..

  6. #6
    LAFD
    :rollside:

  7. #7
    MAINEVENT
    LOL!! I am the fat chick so it wouldn't work too well.. LOL!!
    and your welcome.. how did it go..
    Good gave him the # and he called him... seems someone left some irrigation on and he did not know Now he's calling cause he just got his $8k water bill :messedup: sux to be him i told him to make sure everything was off oh well not my pocket LOL
    And you are Sooooo not the fat chick sweety

  8. #8
    abraman1326
    Now that's funny. I don't care who you are. You mad emy whole office laugh their ass off. Thank you...
    BRA

  9. #9
    dicudmore
    LOL!! I am the fat chick so it wouldn't work too well.. LOL!!
    and your welcome.. how did it go..
    I call BS on that one Char :wink:

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