What is said...What is meant...

[Jbb]

What They Say Vs. What They Mean
"We need to talk." - "I'm pregnant"
"I had a wonderful time last night." - "Who the hell are you?"
"I've been thinking a lot." - "You're not as attractive when I was drunk"
"I've learned a lot from you." - "Next."
"I want a commitment." - "I'm sick of masturbation"
"I have something to tell you." - "Get tested."
"I'm a romantic." - "I'm poor"
"I never meant to hurt you." - "I thought you weren't a virgin."
"Trust me." - "Let's just keep this between you and me, pumpkin."
"I love you." - "God, what have I gotten myself into?"
"I think we should just be friends." - "You're ugly"
"Haven't I seen you before?" - " Nice ass"
"Was it good for you?" - "I'm insecure about my manhood"
"I think we should see other people." - "I have been seeing other people"
"Let's get married." - "Does that mean we can do it now?"
"We don't have to do anything until you're ready." - "Put out or get out."
"I still think about you." - "I miss the sex."
"Is there something wrong?" - "Is it supposed to be this soft?"
"You're so mature." - "I hope you're eighteen."
"Yes...Yes...(scream!)." - "Aren't you done yet?"

[JackieV]

LMAO!!! Have I ever used and heard some of those! So true, so true! Brings back some memories! Ha