A tree fell on my car.
:Not funny. A tree really did fall on my car a couple years ago. I called the fire department who wouldn't do anything until I lied and said there were live electrical wires all over the street so they came out and at least chain sawed the damn thing off my car so I could get out of the drive way. The bad thing is that it was a city tree and they claimed that this incident was an act of God so I asked them if it was the same God that they won't let my children pray to in school.