Questions to ponder....

[Jbb]

1. Do you need a silencer if you are going to kill a mime?
2. Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
3. How does the guy who drives the snow plough get to work in the morning?
4. If 7-11 is open 24-hrs a day, 365 days a year why are there locks on the door?
5. If a cow laughed really hard, would milk come out her nose?
6. If nothing ever sticks to Teflon, how do they make Teflon stick to the pan?
7. Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
8. Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?
9. Why do "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing?
10. If you can't drink and drive, why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor, and why do bars have parking lots?
11. Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
12. If you have your finger touching the mirror that says "objects in mirror are closer than they appear," how is that possible?
13. If someone invented instant water, what would they mix it with?
14. Why does your nose "run" and your feet "smell"
15. Why does an alarm clock "go off" when it begins ringing?
16. Why is it called a "building" when its already built?
17. Why do they call them apartments when they are all stuck together?
18. Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
19. How can someone draw a blank?
20. What is another word for "thesaurus"?
21. If 75% of all accidents occur within 5 km's of home, why not move 10km's away?
22. When they ship Styrofoam, what do they ship it in?

[bchbum]

Great now I won't sleep tonite thinking about these

[locogringo]

Responses...
1. yes becasue the gun will still make the noise and if u kill a mime, with the intent to kill, they wouldn't make any noise more than likely anyway.
2. Yes, but hypothetically "no"
3. The same way we do but just with a bigger vehicle and a little plow thingy on the front.
4. So if the employees wanted to pull off a quickie with each other they could and wouldn't be disturbed
5. Cows have no sense of humor so laughter is out of the question.
6. Chemically, like the women who treat their hair with chemicals to change the composition
7. Becasue not everyone has silicone boobs like some of the hottie women out there so that should explain that...
8. Cause hajis' enjoy the death of the Americans...
9. Fat chance is more referred to people over the acceptable threshold of visual acceptance while slim chance mean the same thing just with less of a weight thingy
10. You can buy alcohol with an fake ID or ID also and how could you get to the bar with no car?
11. In case the bumped around alot in turbulence beforehand
12. can't answer that
13. with the instant
14. cause that is how God intended it!
15. kind of like the ringing starting when your wife goes off
16. for the amateur folks
17. to make people believe that they really aren't
18. have you ever had old sour cream.... talk about the runs!
19. I'm assuming you have met some of the board members on here... lol
20. other word decipherer
21. this doesn't mmake sense
22. special classified methods.

[bunny 166]

Thanks Bri.....I needed that.
BTW, why do you park on the driveway and drive on the parkway?
And why do you have a bicycle, a tricycle, but not a unicycle? :hammerhea

[doesitfloat?]

Sounds like comedian Stephen Wright's questions!