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Thread: Parker 300 Enduro...It's Official

  1. #1
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    Well, after working at a fever pitch, we here at 'Empty Sack Racing' have come to the conclusion that we won't be racing a jet this year in Div. 2 at the Parker 300. There are many reasons why we won't be making the event, but the main reasons are as follows....
    a. We don't have a jet boat.
    b. we don't have anyone to drive a boat if we had one
    c. we don't have pit timers
    4. we don't have any fuel
    e. we don't have anyone to fuel the boat in the pits if we did have fuel and a boat
    f. we don't have anyone to launch the boat
    7. we don't have a unique and painless way for any sponsors to sponsor us
    h. we don't know how to race a jet
    i. we don't have any money to race a jet.
    BUT, we are accepting donations none the less.
    Thank you for your support.
    Empty Sack Racing

  2. #2
    Squeezing Spectra
    Now that is just some funny shiat. :hammerhea

  3. #3
    Nucking futs
    Damn it !!!!!!! I was looking forward to your team running.

  4. #4
    Jordy
    Hey Old Rigger,
    Put me down as a sponsor. I'll give you a grand just like I've given everyone but Code Blue (oh and Shocker got $2,000).
    Jordy

  5. #5
    riverbound
    any updates ?????

  6. #6
    superdave013
    Rigger's on fire now!

  7. #7
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    I'd be happy to drive for ya OR............That is if you find a boat.
    By my count, that only leaves 7 bullet items to fill.
    8 if you don't find a boat.
    [QUOTE=Squirtin Thunder]********** Exciting News **********
    ************************************************** Hang on to your shorts it will be happening real soon !!!!
    **************************************************[/
    whoopsie forgot the banner.
    http://www2.***boat.com/image_center...ogo800size.jpg

  8. #8
    Jordy
    Any updates???

  9. #9
    moneysucker
    If you put my name on your boat you don't have I will throw in some fuel money.

  10. #10
    Squirtin Thunder
    I have a Sanger Super Jet sitting in the backyard that could be rigged up. I will donate for the race. I also have a pump you could use also :coffeycup
    This boat does fly !!!
    http://www2.***boat.com/image_center...nger_1-med.jpg

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