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Thread: Ahhh a ***boat Classic

  1. #1
    jdogginla
    So there was a thread or a conversation, can't remember which one awhile back about women and their grooming habits. The conversation or thread then turned to men.....and i mad a statement that waxing AROUND the balls was a pain in the ass, but most effecient for the long term effect. Some guys said they use the Mach 3 or whatever and I may have stated that I wax my nuts.....now I did not mean this literally. I meant up above the shaft, but below the waist. Get my drift?? Who in their right mind would wax their actual nut sack! Not only that, but any area's i do wax on my body i get done at a salon by my lil asian female friend!
    Cut to this morning......a certain ***boat Member to remain anonymous calls me on my cell phone.
    HB member: "Dude........you really wax your balls"
    me: "what?"
    HB member: "You told me you wax your balls....do you really"
    me: "bro i wax....but i don't let em get near the balls"
    me: "please tell me you didn't"
    HB member: "me balls hurt like hell and they're bleeding"
    me: "you actually went and had your actual sack waxed"
    me: "who would wax your sack, and not talk you out of it?"
    HB member: "no I did it myself"
    me: "with what!!!%$" (thinking he used nair or something)
    HB member: "with wax.......the kind u heat up in the microwave"
    me: "OMG......dude i was joking about the sack, are you crazy"
    HB member: "no......i'm just in severe pain, I have em wrapped in toilet paper"
    LOL
    Hahahhah..........ohhh ****! So there is a hot boat member walking around with his balls wrapped up in toilet paper today!
    Sorry so long......i just had to share

  2. #2
    Jbb
    lol.....Jordy just called and told me the same thing..... :rollside:

  3. #3
    Jordy
    lol.....Jordy just called and told me the same thing..... :rollside:
    Nah, that was RD calling from Betty Ford talking about his latest "treatment" to stop addiction.

  4. #4
    Sleek-Jet
    lol.....Jordy just called and told me the same thing..... :rollside:
    So Jordy waxes his nut sack.... :idea: no wonder he's in a bad mood all the time... :argue:

  5. #5
    jdogginla
    I'll let the dude with the bleeding balls keep his identity hidden :squiggle:

  6. #6
    Jbb
    Nah, that was RD calling from Betty Ford talking about his latest "treatment" to stop addiction.
    Got any photographic evidence of such an event...?

  7. #7
    Jordy
    Got any photographic evidence of such an event...?
    We know he was there:
    http://www.hotboatpics.com/pics/data...29bfclinic.jpg
    Then it was off to his wedding in Vegas.

  8. #8
    Jbb
    We know he was there:
    http://www.hotboatpics.com/pics/data...29bfclinic.jpg
    Then it was off to his wedding in Vegas.
    we need ........evidence........
    Shotgun wedding? :2purples:

  9. #9
    RiverToysJas
    This HB Member is question......male or female???? :idea:
    RTJas

  10. #10
    boxscore
    Please tell me this is NOT true. :jawdrop:

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