So there was a thread or a conversation, can't remember which one awhile back about women and their grooming habits. The conversation or thread then turned to men.....and i mad a statement that waxing AROUND the balls was a pain in the ass, but most effecient for the long term effect. Some guys said they use the Mach 3 or whatever and I may have stated that I wax my nuts.....now I did not mean this literally. I meant up above the shaft, but below the waist. Get my drift?? Who in their right mind would wax their actual nut sack! Not only that, but any area's i do wax on my body i get done at a salon by my lil asian female friend!
Cut to this morning......a certain ***boat Member to remain anonymous calls me on my cell phone.
HB member: "Dude........you really wax your balls"
me: "what?"
HB member: "You told me you wax your balls....do you really"
me: "bro i wax....but i don't let em get near the balls"
me: "please tell me you didn't"
HB member: "me balls hurt like hell and they're bleeding"
me: "you actually went and had your actual sack waxed"
me: "who would wax your sack, and not talk you out of it?"
HB member: "no I did it myself"
me: "with what!!!%$" (thinking he used nair or something)
HB member: "with wax.......the kind u heat up in the microwave"
me: "OMG......dude i was joking about the sack, are you crazy"
HB member: "no......i'm just in severe pain, I have em wrapped in toilet paper"
LOL
Hahahhah..........ohhh ****! So there is a hot boat member walking around with his balls wrapped up in toilet paper today!
Sorry so long......i just had to share