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  1. #1
    Aqua Boogie1
    Number 10 - Life is sexually transmitted.
    Number 9 - Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
    Number 8 - Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich!
    Number 7 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
    Number 6 - Some people are like a Slinky... not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.
    Number 5 - Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals, dying of nothing.
    Number 4 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
    Number 3 - Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?
    Number 2 - In the '60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
    AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2005:
    We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America, but we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration.

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    76ANTHONY

  3. #3
    azgfboatgirl
    :idea:

  4. #4
    76ANTHONY
    Number 10 - Life is sexually transmitted.
    Number 9 - Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
    Number 8 - Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich!
    Number 7 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
    Number 6 - Some people are like a Slinky... not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.
    Number 5 - Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals, dying of nothing.
    Number 4 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
    Number 3 - Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?
    Number 2 - In the '60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
    AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2005:
    We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America, but we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration.
    #8 classic

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    Sleek-Jet
    Don't drink and park.... accidents cause people... :idea:

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