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  1. #1
    OGShocker
    Real 911 Calls, "BELIEVE" it or not!!
    Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergency?
    Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brown house
    on the corner.
    Dispatcher: Do you have an address?
    Caller: No, I have on a blouse and slacks, why?
    Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergency?
    Caller: Someone broke into my house and took a bite out of my ham and
    cheese sandwich.
    Dispatcher: Excuse me?
    Caller: I made a ham and cheese sandwich and left it on the kitchen
    table and when I came back from the bathroom, someone had taken a bite out of it.
    Dispatcher: Was anything else taken?
    Caller:! No, but this has happened to me before and I'm sick and tired
    of it!
    Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is the nature of your emergency?
    Caller: I'm trying to reach nine eleven but my phone doesn't have an
    eleven on it.
    Dispatcher: This is nine eleven.
    Caller: I thought you just said it was nine-one-one
    Dispatcher: Yes, ma'am nine-one-one and nine-eleven are the same thing.
    Caller: Honey, I may be old, but I'm not stupid.
    Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What's the nature of your emergency?
    Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes
    apart
    Dispatcher: Is this her first child?
    Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband!
    And the winner is..........
    Dispatcher: 9-1-1
    Caller: Yeah, I'm having trouble breathing. I'm all out of breath.
    Darn....I think I'm going to pass out.
    Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from?
    Caller: I'm at a pay phone. North and Foster.
    Dispatcher: Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an asthmatic?
    Caller: No
    Dispatcher: What were you doing before you started having trouble
    breathing?
    Caller: Running from the Police.

  2. #2
    INSman
    Good stuff

  3. #3
    HOOTER SLED-
    M HERE................... Very funny OG.............

  4. #4
    FMluvswater
    Funny stuff!

  5. #5
    Debbolas
    LOL

  6. #6
    MsDrmr
    wow, suddenly I feel real smart

  7. #7
    atomickitn
    wow, suddenly I feel real smart
    you prob are very smart! ....... im still trying to place you , you said that you were at the andr a few weaks past and just cant place you ........ hummm oooh well very funny og ! :wink:

  8. #8
    MsDrmr
    you prob are very smart! ....... im still trying to place you , you said that you were at the andr a few weaks past and just cant place you ........ hummm oooh well very funny og ! :wink:
    You don't remember me, (and I thought I made a good first impression) :notam:

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