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  1. #1
    OGShocker
    Jack was sitting in an airplane when another guy took the seat beside
    him.
    The new guy was a wreck, pale, hands shaking, moaning in fear.
    "Hey what's the matter?" Jack asked.
    "Oh man. I've been transferred to Louisiana," the other guy answered.
    "There's crazy people in Louisiana. They have shootings, gangs, race
    riots, drugs, the highest crime rate."
    "Hold on," Jack interrupted. "I've lived in Louisiana all my life. It is
    not as bad as the media says. Find a nice home, go to work, mind your own
    business, enroll your kids in a good school and it's as safe as anywhere
    in the world."
    The other passenger relaxed and stopped shaking for a moment and said,
    "Oh, thank you. I've been worried to death. But if you live there and say it's
    OK, I'll take your word for it. What do you do for a living?"
    "Me?" said Jack. "I'm a tail gunner on a Heineken truck in New Orleans."
    :crossx: :crossx: :crossx:

  2. #2
    That Guy
    Jack was sitting in an airplane when another guy took the seat beside
    him.
    The new guy was a wreck, pale, hands shaking, moaning in fear.
    "Hey what's the matter?" Jack asked.
    "Oh man. I've been transferred to Louisiana," the other guy answered.
    "There's crazy people in Louisiana. They have shootings, gangs, race
    riots, drugs, the highest crime rate."
    "Hold on," Jack interrupted. "I've lived in Louisiana all my life. It is
    not as bad as the media says. Find a nice home, go to work, mind your own
    business, enroll your kids in a good school and it's as safe as anywhere
    in the world."
    The other passenger relaxed and stopped shaking for a moment and said,
    "Oh, thank you. I've been worried to death. But if you live there and say it's
    OK, I'll take your word for it. What do you do for a living?"
    "Me?" said Jack. "I'm a tail gunner on a Heineken truck in New Orleans."
    :crossx: :crossx: :crossx:
    LMAO...... :crossx: :crossx:

  3. #3
    soupersonic
    Thats funny,but now i have this song in my head "Tailgunner" by Iron Maiden

  4. #4
    Ziggy
    The Heiniken Tailguners are top of the rung.......Pabst and Budweiser trucks have to replace their guys every couple weeks.

  5. #5
    Her454
    Here's one for ya Hoss. Off topic, but this morning on the News they were talking about arrests from all the FEMA fraud. Very sad. One lady that wasn't even in the Hurricane said she lost her two twin daughters in the flood and received a ton of money and support from well wishers. THE BITCH didnt even have twins and lived over 800 miles away. What a slap in the face to all the people in New Orleans that really DID suffer loss.

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