don't kick the animals man

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

A boy awoke and wanted breakfast so he told his mother. She said, "not until you feed the animals."
The boy went outside and said to the chicken, "I don't feel like feeding you today." So he kicked the chicken.
he did the same with the cow and the pig.
The boy then went back into the house and told his mother he was hungry.
His mother said, "I saw you kick the chicken , so you are getting no eggs, I saw you kick the cow, so you get no milk, I also saw you kick the pig, so you get no bacon."
Just then the boys father walked down the steps and tripped on the cat, so the father kicked the cat. and the boy said.
" Mom, do you want me to tell him?"

[poncho-pwr]

That's funny!

[HCS]

So what? All he gets is the bacon?

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

So what? All he gets is the bacon?
no because he did the same to the cow and the pig. so he gets Nothing.

[lewiville]

what what happens when you kick the " proverbial " dog?

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

what what happens when you kick the " proverbial " dog?
stitches

[lewiville]

stitches
LOL, okay, no kicking the dog

[HCS]

So what happens when he kick the sheep?

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

So what happens when he kick the sheep?
baaaaaaaaaaaaaaadddd choice.