There were some great new ones in there,,,,,thanks for sharing.
I got this in my e-mail today and couldn't help but think there are some great sig lines in here....
> * I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that
> most people die of natural causes.
>
> * Gardening Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you
> are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it
> comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant.
>
> * The easiest way to find something lost around the house is
> to buy a replacement.
>
> * Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway
>
> * There are two kinds of pedestrians: the quick and the
> dead.
>
> * Life is sexually transmitted.
>
> * Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can
> die.
> * The only difference between a rut and a grave is the
> depth.
> * Some people are like Slinkies. Not really good for
> anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble
> down the stairs.
> * Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in
> hospitals dying of nothing.
> * Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days
> no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to?
> * Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again
> * All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no
> attention to criticism.
> * In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now
> the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
> * How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but
> it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
> * Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I
> think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes
> out?"
> * Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there?
> I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta its butt."
> * Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the
> freezer?
> * If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a
> song about him?
> * If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
> * If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from
> morons?
> * Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet
> Soup?
> * Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he
> gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his
> head out the window?
> * Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it
> arrive faster?
> Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
There were some great new ones in there,,,,,thanks for sharing.
Nice!
Some good ones there. Thanks.
* Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I
think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes
out?"
LMAO.....
Good ones. I've always wondered how coffee was invented.
Who was the first person that ate one of those beans, and said "Wow, this really tastes like shi*."? And why did he grind the beans and boil them and get other people addicted to the shi**y tasting drink.
:clover:
Good ones. I've always wondered how coffee was invented.
Who was the first person that ate one of those beans, and said "Wow, this really tastes like shi*."? And why did he grind the beans and boil them and get other people addicted to the shi**y tasting drink.
giddy goats and a goat herder
if you really want details ... look it up
shi**y tasting? not so much IMO (btw I hate asterisks but if you insist )
:idea: .... course I haven't tasted shi* since I painted my crib that one time ... says my Mom but since I don't recall this incident I'm not sure I really believe her about that cuz she makes shi* up all the time just to bug me