...Sigh...smack head on desk...

[Do F150's Float?]

It's been a crazy week...and it's only tuesday...
"Well, i don't keep all my bank statements. Or my last paystub from when i changed jobs. and i don't know where my W2 is, but i swear. I make $20K a month"
....right
"Well i know there's only $100K in the bank, but i will have the $125K for the down, really."
Where is it coming from then..?
"uhh...."
that's what i thought.
"My fico is 740! that should make up for the fact i don't have any money in the bank! ... right?"
NO!
Can i go home now? :cry:

[riverbound]

You said you werent going to tell anyone

[Do F150's Float?]

You said you werent going to tell anyone
Don't make me post your credit report!!!
Ohhhhh man. and 2 out of 3 of those people are "in the business" yep. that's right. it's a sad state of affairs i tell ya.

[riverbound]

Don't make me post your credit report!!!
Ohhhhh man. and 2 out of 3 of those people are "in the business" yep. that's right. it's a sad state of affairs i tell ya.
Which "business"??

[Do F150's Float?]

Which "business"??
The High Class Escort Business...DUH
(j/k..mortgage biz).
Ok, i will just keep hitting my head on the desk... looks like it's gonna be this way for a while...

[djunkie]

Can you finance me for $600k on a 0 down and get my payments under $3k a month on a 30 year fixed? Thanks for your help. :crossx: :crossx:

[Do F150's Float?]

Can you finance me for $600k on a 0 down and get my payments under $3k a month on a 30 year fixed? Thanks for your help. :crossx: :crossx:
And lemme guess... Your fico is a 540 and you can't prove your income
Acutally... on an I.O., you can get around $3K a month (a little over) if the credit & income is good.

[riverbound]

The High Class Escort Business...DUH
(j/k..mortgage biz).
Ok, i will just keep hitting my head on the desk... looks like it's gonna be this way for a while...
LOL....sounds like a rather enjoyabe week you have ahead of you
Try not to hurt the desk with that oversized noggin of yours

[Do F150's Float?]

LOL....sounds like a rather enjoyabe week you have ahead of you
Try not to hurt the desk with that oversized noggin of yours
Hey - we're part of the "Ample cranium club" ... LOL
Good thing i can't drink... otherwise...me and the couch and some coors light would be having a date tonight... and i would probably be calling in DRUNK tomorrow!

[djunkie]

And lemme guess... Your fico is a 540 and you can't prove your income
Acutally... on an I.O., you can get around $3K a month (a little over) if the credit & income is good.
NO I.O. for me thanks. :crossx: :crossx: