What Makes A Great Strip Club "great"

[moneypit]

give a vip pass to any ol man that can awnser these questions this well :mix:
Old man??? is 41 old now?
But I will take the pass..

[SummerBreeze]

1. Naked chicks.
2. Serves alcohol (I hate dry strip clubs).
3. Doormen/staff/bouncers who treat the customers with a little courtesy and respect.
4. No idiot DJ who yammers on the PA system ("Let's give it up for Bambi!!!").
5. Can we get some light on the stage please? Sometimes it's just too friggin' dark on stage to see anything!
6. Chairs not bolted to floor ("Nude Nudes" by LAX has this, or at least they did a long time ago -- sheesh!)
(Not that I've ever been to one of these places -- just some stuff I heard.)
I knew I would get the correct answers from the experts here on the boards
I am into full nude myself ....If it's not full nude Whats the point
I can't stand a club that smells like pine sol

[NOTALENT]

Hot chicks and no tipping allowed....

[Hustler]

no tipping allowed....
Your going to have hard time getting hot chicks to work with rules like this

[lucky]

Old man??? is 41 old now?
But I will take the pass..
yea when you 37 lmao

[lucky]

if you could get that hot stripper named " topless" :supp: :supp: two thumbs up

[C-2]

"Care to buy the lady a drink?"
Strip clubs shouldn't even be called strip clubs anymore - they should be called lap dance clubs. :squiggle:

[SummerBreeze]

"Care to buy the lady a drink?"
Strip clubs shouldn't even be called strip clubs anymore - they should be called lap dance clubs. :squiggle:
"Care To Buy The Lady A Drink" Yea I care!!
you should not be wearing anything if I get asked that

[Taylorman]

I say finger food is always a plus at a strip club -- just no double dipping K
Thats great, sig'd.
Anyone from Tampa Fl? They have a club there called Mons Venus. Holy sh*t, this club is unreal. The chicks all could be playboy centerfolds and they are naked as the day they were born. The best part is its byoic. (bring your own ice chest)

[lilrick]

I will never go to a strip club twice where the system involves a chick dancing, and then going around schlepping tips. It is really awkward. If I didn't bring a tip up, I don't want to tip you. Offer a lap dance etc... but if I am sitting away from the stage hanging out, I don't want you coming around afterwards looking for more tips.
ZERO upscale clubs practice this. All of the one with low level talent or bad management do.
I AGREE!!! if I'm in the tipping mood, I'll sit next to the stage.