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Thread: Twas the night b4 christmas

  1. #1
    cc322
    twas the night before christmas and down from the levy, not a diesel was chugging, not even a chevy
    all the trucks were parked with there block heaters on, hoping this fridged weather soon would be gone
    when out on the frontage road arose such a clatter, i sprange from my creeper to see what was the matter, away out the garage door i went in a flash, tossing my empty beer can into the trash
    the flood lights illuminated the sight so truly, it was plump white bearded chap in red crewcab dullie, i thought to myself it sounded real good, he must have 600 horses under the hood
    i turned and yelled to my good buddy rudy, i think thats santa in a new superduty, he stopped that big truck and trailer with not nary a bob, i new the tow comand was doing its job
    the rig was all light from tip to tail, and had 6 inch stacks that made quite a wail
    as he took of that night not a word was spoken, just a wave, a black cloud and 6 tires a smoking

  2. #2
    victorfb
    now thats a good one. would have been a great read for everyone last saturday at the redneck white trash christmas party. might have to save it for next year.

  3. #3
    cc322
    now thats a good one. would have been a great read for everyone last saturday at the redneck white trash christmas party. might have to save it for next year.
    Heres another one for us V10 guys
    Twas the night before Christmas
    And all though the hood
    There were Super Duty’s pullin’
    Deliverin’ the goods.
    When way down the street
    There rose such a clatter
    All the V10 owners
    Had to see what was the matter
    Out of his truck
    He grumbled in rage
    A Power Stroke owner
    Had seen better days
    Black smoke belched
    But the beast would not start
    Just sat in the drive
    Like a sick old fart
    The V10 owners
    With their heads held high
    Said, “That is the reason
    No Diesels we drive!”
    With 10 pistons burnin’
    And 4 tires turnin’
    They delivered their goods
    To the youngsters a yernin’
    On Crew Cab, on Super,
    And Regular Cab too,
    We’ll take care of Christmas
    When the sick diesels won’t do
    So when Chritsmas is close
    And the children all hope
    Don’t try to depend
    On a sick Power Stroke
    To deliver the goods
    And make the kids smile
    Get a V10
    And count down the miles

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