Those are good
--Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch out after you wear them awhile
--Take your hands off the car and I'll make your birth certificate a worthless document
--If you run you'll only go to jail tired
--So you don't know how fast you were going. I guess that means I can write anything I want on the ticket
--Yes sir you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think that will help. Oh..did I mention I am the shift supervisor?
--The answer to this question will determine if you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or dog?
--You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy, and step in monkey doo.
--Just how big were those two beers?
--No sir we don't have quotas anymore. Now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we want.
--I'm glad to hear the Chief of Police is a good personal friend of yours. At least you know someone who can post your bail.
--You didn't think we give pretty women tickets? You're right, we don't. Sign here!
Those are good
Yep, funny stuff.
".... somebody who can post your bail."
Yep! damn good
Seen that before...still funny everytime I read it.