Results 1 to 5 of 5

Thread: Dui - North Carolina Style

  1. #1
    CBadDad
    Only a person in North Carolina could think of this. From the county
    where drunk driving is considered a sport, comes this true story. (Hmmmm ???)
    Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a bar in Kinston, North Carolina and after his last call the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so apparently intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity in which he tried his keys on five different vehicles, the man managed to find his car and fall into it.
    He sat there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off--it was a fine, dry summer night--, flicked the blinkers on and off a couple of times, honked the horn and then switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little and then remained still for a few more minutes as some more of the other patrons' vehicles left.
    At last, when his was the only car left in the parking lot, he pulled
    out and drove slowly down the road.
    The police officer, having waited patiently all this time, now started
    up his patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled the man
    over and administered a breathalyzer test.
    To his amazement, the breathalyzer indicated no evidence that the man had consumed any alcohol at all! Dumbfounded, the officer said, "I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the police station. This breathalyzer equipment must be broken." "I doubt it," said the truly proud Redneck. "Tonight I'm the designated decoy."

  2. #2
    HocusPocus
    Only a person in North Carolina could think of this. From the county
    where drunk driving is considered a sport, comes this true story. (Hmmmm ???)
    Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a bar in Kinston, North Carolina and after his last call the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so apparently intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity in which he tried his keys on five different vehicles, the man managed to find his car and fall into it.
    He sat there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off--it was a fine, dry summer night--, flicked the blinkers on and off a couple of times, honked the horn and then switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little and then remained still for a few more minutes as some more of the other patrons' vehicles left.
    At last, when his was the only car left in the parking lot, he pulled
    out and drove slowly down the road.
    The police officer, having waited patiently all this time, now started
    up his patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled the man
    over and administered a breathalyzer test.
    To his amazement, the breathalyzer indicated no evidence that the man had consumed any alcohol at all! Dumbfounded, the officer said, "I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the police station. This breathalyzer equipment must be broken." "I doubt it," said the truly proud Redneck. "Tonight I'm the designated decoy."
    http://missions.blogsome.com/images/doh.jpg

  3. #3
    h2oski2fast

  4. #4
    Ziggy
    Who cares if its old or not, that's pretty damn clever IMO........
    LMAO

  5. #5
    Garrddogg
    I did that shit at twins last week! my girl was laughin her ass off!! the cop just hid and watched me..

Similar Threads

  1. Dui - North Carolina Style
    By wright27 in forum Sandbar
    Replies: 1
    Last Post: 02-12-2007, 08:08 AM
  2. Jet in North Carolina
    By 76 Sleekcraft in forum Boating, East
    Replies: 2
    Last Post: 10-06-2006, 03:42 AM
  3. convoy from north carolina
    By ambusher in forum Boating, East
    Replies: 6
    Last Post: 06-07-2006, 07:19 AM
  4. North Carolina
    By cola in forum Sandbar
    Replies: 1
    Last Post: 07-27-2005, 05:57 AM
  5. Any jet boaters in North Carolina?
    By Jetpilot in forum Boating, East
    Replies: 38
    Last Post: 10-18-2002, 10:17 AM

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •